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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14400 on: December 06, 2013, 08:32:18 pm »
Granted he died in the Necrotic Tower.




I wish for more DinkleBergs.
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IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14401 on: December 06, 2013, 10:11:38 pm »
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAADINKLEBEEEEEEERG!
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAADINKLEBEEEEEEERG!
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAADINKLEBEEEEEEERG!
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAADINKLEBEEEEEEERG!
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAADINKLEBEEEEEEERG!

I wish I was a hissing walnut.
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14402 on: December 07, 2013, 12:11:24 am »
Granted, you are dunked in water then thrown on a hot frying pan.

"Mrow?"
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14403 on: December 07, 2013, 12:23:17 am »
Kitty cat has been struck down.


I wish I weren't fused with IronTomato.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2013, 01:44:28 am by HissinhWalnuts »
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14404 on: December 07, 2013, 11:55:02 am »
Granted. You now are IronTomato. You share one mind and one body. You are both the same.

Now, as I am still a cat:
Mrow...(I wish that less kitty cats would be struck down)
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14405 on: December 07, 2013, 03:16:13 pm »
Granted. More puppies and ferrets are instead; the Reaper has a pet quota, you know.

I wish I could connect to my brother's Minecraft server.
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14406 on: December 07, 2013, 03:19:36 pm »
Granted, but he has so many mods it crashes when you enter it.



I wish more kittens were dying secondly.
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RadtheCad

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14407 on: December 07, 2013, 05:47:48 pm »
Granted.  An infinite amount of kittens fill up all of reality and die, raising the ratio of kitten deaths per second to infinity.  Reality ceases to be.

I wish I had a life.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2013, 06:02:32 pm by RadtheCad »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14408 on: December 07, 2013, 06:35:23 pm »
Granted, you have no more leisure time because of your friends.

I wish my internet was faster
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IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14409 on: December 07, 2013, 07:40:30 pm »
Granted. your router hits you in the face really fast.

I wish that I had the house to myself for a day.
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tahujdt

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14410 on: December 07, 2013, 07:57:31 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on December 07, 2013, 07:40:30 pm
Granted. your router hits you in the face really fast.

I wish that I had the house to myself for a day.
Granted, your family are all dead, and you yourself will die at the end of the day.

EDIT: I wish that Equivalent Exchange 3 would update to 1.6.
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14411 on: December 08, 2013, 02:28:29 am »
Granted, but most of the transmutation is removed until you can only exchange blocks for dirt blocks, each one costing 64 stacks of diamond blocks.

Mrow! Meow! (NOOOOOOOO! I wish that kittens stopped dying!
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14412 on: December 08, 2013, 02:54:05 am »
You already wished that wish, so the consequences are magnified. All other pets are now dead, including adult cats.

I wish for some salt, just a shake or two.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14413 on: December 08, 2013, 08:18:28 am »
GRANTED HEATHEN, HAVE SALT IN YOUUR EYES

I wish for crusades.
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14414 on: December 08, 2013, 09:47:28 am »
Granted. The crusades are aimed at wiping the greatest evil from the face of the earth, wer6.
(That's now how I actually feel so please don't get mad.)

Mrow...mrow mrow...meow mrow. Mow mrow. (I wish that, seeing as I'm still lactose intolerant, I had some soy milk. No poison though.)
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