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[Helgoland]

Granted. They now taste like chicken.

I wish people would tell more jokes.

[IronTomato]

Granted. Knock knock.

I wish for muscles.

[RadtheCad]

Granted .  They're on the inside of your skull.

I wish I knew the end to that joke.

[IronTomato]

You didn't say who's there. I cannot tell you the end.

I wish I knew how those muscles fit in my skull.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They're your eye and jaw muscles.

I wish I knew why Heavy has tiny bird head.

[RadtheCad]

Granted.  It's a complex memetic hazard, and causes your head to shrink down, forcing you to adopt a russian accent and love for large guns.

[JackOSpades]

granted you are horribly maimed by space rocks borrowed from the "how did you last die" thread for failing to post a wish.

I wish people would quit doing that.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, now they use limericks that are extra dirty.



Anal fury cannon, now.

[Nosaneinme]

Granted, but shoot no longer fire but Changeling that want your eat your love.

I wish the universe was understandable to human mind

[WillowLuman]

Granted. But it will take millions of years to truly comprehend.

[HissinhWalnuts]

HHHHHNNNNNNNG



I wish for a dinkleberg.

[IronTomato]

Oh, THAT dingleberg...

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAADINKLEBEEEEEEERG!

I wish for a revolver. Pointed away from myself.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, the bullets automatically home in on your DNA.



I wish Irontomato spelled dinkleberg right.

[Gentlefish]

Granted. It's now spelled RRRRRRAAAAAAAAADINKLEBEEEEEEERG!

I wish for a man-shaped box.

[tahujdt]

Granted. It's now spelled RRRRRRAAAAAAAAADINKLEBEEEEEEERG!

I wish for a man-shaped box.

Granted, it is made of adamantine and appears around you.

I wish my character would not have died in the Birth of Oblivion roleplaying thread.