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[JackOSpades]

Granted, someone activates a MOO http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOO unfortunately you are the only player, the admin is a ban addicted Sociopath and apparently the coder was on LSD while working on it as nothing functions the way it should, but at least the text is displayed in two dozen different colors non of which are complimentary in the slightest.

I wish this didn't describe 90% of Muds, Mushes, MOO, and all the other text MMO acronyms :/

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted it now applies to all other games.

I wish I wasn't so lethargic.

[JackOSpades]

Granted you are now Torpid instead.

I wish for the next person to gain Odontophobia.

[Erils]

Granted, but in order to gain Odontophobia I need to be alive and exist so that I can actually feel fear. I'm alive again!

I wish that people would stop killing me.

[JackOSpades]

Granted people stop killing you, in fact they stop interacting with you or even acknowledging your existence at all...

I wish someone had answered my last wish :/

[Erils]

Granted. They did, but you refuse to see their answer as valid and instead choose to believe that it went unanswered.

I wish that this wishing process wasn't so confusing.

[Helgoland]

Granted, now the answers are confusing. Or are they?

I wish for safe, sane and consensual wishing.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you never experience any safe, sane, or consensual Fun. No, not that, get your mind out of the gutter.
Granted, the thread continues as normal.

I wish for peabnut bubber.

[IronTomato]

Ganted. Da pebnut bubber ish clogging up yer muth becubs itsh too thick.

I wish for strawberry jam.

[Lenglon]

granted, your door is jammed shut because some numbwit jammed the doorframe full of strawberries

Kitties?

[HissinhWalnuts]

Butchered kitties.


I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

[JackOSpades]

Granted you are arrested and put in prison, now your a Concrastinator.

I wish I wasn't just another Hairless Ape :/

[IronTomato]

Granted. You are a Hairy Ape. :\

I wish for a pikachu. :3

[JackOSpades]

Granted, he peeks at you in the shower... What how did you think they got that name? also PETA is on the phone over you Starting an illegal animal fighting ring...

I wish I wasn't an Ape at all

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you're a monkey. A fossilized monkey.

I wish for juggling ability.