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[JackOSpades]

Granted, you can speak Russian but only in bad Yakov Smirnoff Jokes because in soviet Russia the jokes tell you...

I wish to send corrupt a wish back to the front page.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you post again.

I wish to be protected from spoilers until next week as the Korra finale has been released 1 week early.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, you are so protected from spoilers that you NEVER see the finale leaving you utterly confused when season 3 starts.

I wish I still had the channel that korra comes out on

[wer6]

Granted, however everyone dies in the end in that one episode.

I wish for the zone to Disapear.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, this lets out all the Superman baddies that were stuck in there.

I wish for breakfast.

[Erils]

Granted. You become the breakfast of a giant tentacled beast.

I wish that I (the cat) was no longer dead AND was not a zombie.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, you are not dead and are not a zombie, due to a time travel paradox you continue to never have existed.

I wish for a causality error in my favor.

[wer6]

granted, how ever shortly after you become A casualty, as you just caused A casualty error at that one gaurd in the middle of tons of gaurds, with your assault rifle.

I wish for A gun.

[Helgoland]

Granted, you now have a gun the shape of an A. It'll xplode if you try to fire it.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[Erils]

Granted. You're uncorruptable wish destroys the forum by preventing any posts and eventually causes bay12 to close.

I wish that I (the cat) existed again, but still not as a zombie or dead.

[Helgoland]

Alright, aborted fetus it is.

I wish people were less apologetic.

[IronTomato]

Granted. Nobody is ever sorry for anything again.

I wish for a potion.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but its a potion of corrode that acts even on glass, burning your hand.





I wish for rain!

[Lenglon]

Granted, it's raining acid.

I wish for Erils (the cat).

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted you get Erils the cat rug.


I wish someone would activate moo.