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[IronTomato]

Granted, next time point it away from yourself.

I wish that Minecraft had less hype among my friends. (After nearly 3 years of creeper jokes it gets annoying)

[JackOSpades]

Granted, nobody but you knows what Minecraft is because it's your game concept. you are sure however that if only you had the coding skills and the publicity you could make it a reality and it would be the biggest thing EVER. Sadly you do not have those things and Minecraft never happens...

I wish you hadn't made an Awesome game not exist, think before you wish next time.

[Erils]

Granted. Iron tomato did not make "AN" awesome game not exist, he made "ALL" awesome games not exist. Have fun playing E.T. and Custer's Revenge.

I wish that the awesome games existed again.

[IronTomato]

(Oh no, what have I done?)

Granted, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is now considered an awesome game, along with the ones you mentioned.

I wish Minecraft was back. 

[Helgoland]

Minecraft is now back. And front. And to the sides as well. You are trapped.

I wish for more awesome indy games.

[Erils]

Granted. There are now more !!Awesome Indiana Jones Game!!s. THey are mass-marketed by one company who keeps all the profits and refuses to make anything else.

I wish for more awesome indie games.

[IronTomato]

Granted, EA makes its own awesome "Indie" games, named indie games just for the fact that they are difficult and have weird names.

I wish for a Dalek.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Guess what happens, human.

I wish for that one Dalek that Rose mutated.

[JackOSpades]

Granted because you are now Rose. why? Timey whimy wibbly wobbly ball of course.

I wish more things made less sense.

[Lenglon]

Granted, your toilet just ate your internet connection.

I wish for more kitties!

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted but they are made into my cloak in the never ending dungeon.

I wish for enchiladas, ALL THE ENCHILADAS IN THE WORLD!!!

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. They come with a free pocket dimension that only stores enchiladas, and a never-stealable bag of holding for easy access. Any enchilada created will find its way into this space the instant it is perfectly done.

I'll refrain from telling you how many die of starvation because of this. You might have trouble enjoying them if you knew.


I wish cutebolds.

[JackOSpades]

granted, it's absolutely Adorable when one stabs you in your right kidney bruising the fat and tearing the muscle with his finely crafted Silver Dagger engraved with Cutebolds and Humans. the Cutebold is stabbing the Human, the Human is writhing in Pain.

I wish for no Cutebolds

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted you get regular kobolds.
(I'm glad I don't give a damn about the death of thousands of fictional characters.)


I wish for over infinity enchiladas.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, you do know that the Infinity+1 Enchilada can only be obtained by defeating the Bonus Boss right, I hope you are properly over leveled and have obtained the best equipment available up to this point because he's already been summoned by your wish there is no turning back now and no save points nearby.

I wish for the best equipment available up to this point so Hissinh gets to fight unarmed.