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[JackOSpades]

I refuse to cater to your insistent attempts to unwish previous wishes.

I wish Lenglon would take whatever their issue with me is and go home.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but your continued flamewar has already marked this thread for admindamning

I wish for a hammer.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

A slade warhammer appears over your head.

I wish for infinite djinni.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you didn't wish for djinni bound to your whim.

I wish for someone to carry my hammer for me.

[Lenglon]

I refuse to cater to your insistent attempts to unwish previous wishes.

I wish Lenglon would take whatever their issue with me is and go home.

Granted, I go to your home and bring my issues, and a baseball bat, with me.

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seriously though, please, why do you keep making wishes that have no meaning whatsoever? this most recent one for example:

I wish to wish a wish for wishing wishes.

You wish
for <yourself> to wish
for wishes.

so... you wish for wishes.

easy enough to grant and corrupt:
Granted, you make yourself wish for wishes. your wish is granted, and you can make as many wishes as you want here in this thread, to be corrupted.

I just don't get why you're bothering, it's just akward and boring to me.

PPE:

A slade warhammer appears over your head.

I wish for infinite djinni.

Granted, you have access to an infinite number of djinni, too bad they only grant corrupt wishes.
PPE:

Granted, but you didn't wish for djinni bound to your whim.

I wish for someone to carry my hammer for me.

Granted, the Dwarven god of going berserk is perfectly will to hold on to your hammer for you. and he'll even give it back as soon as he thinks you need it! into your skull anyway.

I wish I was healthy and whole, back home in bed, with my pets there too.

[IronTomato]

Granted. There is a rock on top of you, you can't move because it's too heavy.

I wish it was December.

[JackOSpades]

granted, its now December, next month is also December, the month after that December. all months are December always forever.
your going to get really sick of holiday songs eventually...

I wish people weren't already decorating for Christmas.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, now they are decorating for Halloween.

I wish fore a wish fish on a whisk made of mist making the sound badum-tish.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, they're throwing pipe bombs through windows because the Y2K+14 end is nigh.

I wish for less predictable corruptions.

GODDAMN NINJA

Granted, now they are decorating for Halloween.

I wish fore a wish fish on a whisk made of mist making the sound badum-tish.

Granted, but putting a fish on a whisk and forcing it to play drums is extremely cruel and we self-righteous internet vigilantes won't stand for it.

[JackOSpades]

granted, purple spotted blue oatmeal-grapefruit cookies on a Frisbee thrown by Mike Myers.

I wish you a good day

[WillowLuman]

Thank you. It wasn't a productive one, though

I wish it was.

[JackOSpades]

granted, your day is very productive and it had better be because you now work in a third world sweatshop owned by Oprah Winfrey and had you been any less productive you wouldn't have been paid your $0.05 for the day and would have faced the whip again.

I wish for literally nothing.

[IronTomato]

There's no air. You suffocate.

I wish I had claws like Wolverine.

[JackOSpades]

granted, you have Wolverine claws but neither the Adamantium skeleton nor the regeneration that makes him such a badass.
every time you extend your claws it is incredibly painful as they tear through your skin and you quickly pass out from a combination of pain and blood loss. this causes your muscles to relax which retracts the claws.

I wish for Wolverine's regeneration.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. This leads to you being selected for a secret weapons program that abuses this property to cover your bones in molten metal.

I wish to fix my pocket knife and not injure anyone in the process.