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[Helgoland]

You now no longer have limbs.

I wish I would not procrastinate.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. You now do everything exactly on time, and it is extremely irritating to everyone around you how you constantly point out that they're procrastinating and you're on time. You are beaten to death by an angry mob within a week.

I wish there was an ocean of kitty litter somewhere in the world.

[Erils]

Granted. It is on top of you and you drown.

I wish that someone had warned me about the HFS earlier.

[IronTomato]

Granted. You feel the uncontrollable need to breach it, now that you know.

I wish my friends understood Losing Is Fun, and why I find losing Fun.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. You are now forever in a competition to lose the hardest. This includes at life. Good luck being a homeless, drug-addicted sociopathic drop-out.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Erils]

Granted. You get an internet cookie and it steals your credit card information.

I wish that I (as a cat) had a nice bowl of milk to drink.

[Lenglon]

((Oh no, you just HAD to wish for that rather than simply meow at me until I figured it out. darn it, I'm not looking forward to this next corruption.))

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You get an internet cookie and it steals your credit card information.

I wish that I (as a cat) had a nice bowl of milk to drink.

Granted. But drinking it is not advisable, as you are diabetic and lactose intolerant.

I wish I had bought Enemy Within while it was still on sale.

[Erils]

I wish that I (as a cat) had a nice bowl of milk to drink.

Granted. But drinking it is not advisable, as you are diabetic and lactose intolerant.

Huh not as bad as I expected.

I wish I had bought Enemy Within while it was still on sale.

You did, but it was from a pirate and it was infected with a virus. Your whole computer is incapable of doing any function except posting on this forum.

I wish that I had soy milk instead.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but that's still not advisable with your diabetes.

I wish for more time today, got lot's of important things to do. Like laundry.

[IronTomato]

Granted. Today also stretches on forever. Since yesterday is already forever, a hole is ripped in the fabric of time.

 

I wish for a chair.

[flame99]

Granted. You get a gigantic, pure osmium chair right above you.

I wish I could play the sixth Touhou game without constantly dieing on the third stage.

[Lenglon]

Granted, the second stage has been changed to the ultra mode version... without autobombs.

I wish I had a house.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, a house falls out of the sky and lands on you, to top it all off a brat from Kansas who arrived in the house steals your shoes and skips away rather than dialing 911 or even checking to see if you are alright.

I wish to wish a wish for wishing wishes.

[Lenglon]

I refuse to cater to your insistent attempts to break the wishing system.

I wish I was healthy and whole, back home in bed, with my pets there too.