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[JackOSpades]

granted, you find a resistance temperature detector ('RTD') which is actually quite good. you now have the ability to know what temperature things are YEA!!!!

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but that one's getting a little old. Think of something more original to stump the genies, you hack!

I wish I could flawlessly speak in any accent I desired.

[Argonnek]

Granted. After a while, you unthinkingly shift accents during conversation, disrupting the high-tension diplomatic summit you're moderating between two highly xenophobic countries. A war begins as a result. Oops.

I wish I could predict the immediate outcomes of things before I say them.

[Erils]

Granted. You are now a supercomputer designed solely to predict the outcomes of your own statements. This includes the statements of the outcomes of your statements thereby causing a never-ending loop and overloading your computer brain, burning it out. Also, as a computer, you have no soul.

I wish that I knew whether there were extra-terrestrial beings in the Universe.

[IronTomato]

Granted. You discover that there are indeed extraterrestrial beings, and that they plan to invade the Earth. Nobody else believes you, though.

I wish for more wishes. 

[JackOSpades]

You know that's like a violation of genie rule #1 right?
Fine Granted, you now have ALL the wishes unfortunately you can only give them to other people, now get back in your bottle.

I wish this game was back on page 1.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Posting returns the thread to the front page.

I wish it was Friday already!

[JackOSpades]

Granted, it's Friday already, now it's Monday in less than a minuet it's Christmas. you watch as time slips by like water between your fingers, cities rise and fall, civilization wains until with a flash the sun expands and consumes the earth and you along with it.
everyone else remains oblivious of the results of this wish except for appreciating a very lifelike HugoLuman statue.

I wish to post this without getting ninja'd

[wer6]

Granted, it got pirated

I wish for A Sword, any old sword, as long as it can kill peeps, and not instantly kill me the moment it is given to me :c

[JackOSpades]

Granted, you receive the Sord http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003727 you can theoretically kill peeps with it by giving them enough paper-cuts assuming they were alive rather than sugar coated marshmallows.

I wish for some peeps.

[wer6]

Granted

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however, you must buy them.  c:

I wish for A @

[JackOSpades]

Granted you receive one cheap plastic AT sign, look for it on your keyboard.

I wish for no more or less than 8 hours of sleep a night.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. Unfortunately, you always feel like you needed a little more or less than the exact eight hours you received.

I wish I got paid more for my current work.

[wer6]

Granted, you get paid exactly 3000 Dollars More, However it is paid in actives grenades pelting at you.

[IronTomato]

Granted. You wished for nothing, so you suffocate in an empty vacuum.

I wish for Urist the dwarf.