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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14055 on: November 03, 2013, 04:34:03 pm »

Granted. You know live in a one-room building with no windows, doors or lights. You have all the D&D scenarios, but no light to see them in. You also become immortal to give yourself enough time.

I wish I was better at granting wishes.
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« Reply #14056 on: November 03, 2013, 06:01:05 pm »

Granted. All wishes you've ever granted in this thread become granted IRL, as you can now grant wishes very well.

I wish for ice cream.
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« Reply #14057 on: November 03, 2013, 06:07:04 pm »

Granted. All wishes you've ever granted in this thread become granted IRL, as you can now grant wishes very well.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted. Except it's not really ice cream. And it's in your pants.
And it's still cold, too.

I wish I didn't wish I made a wish.
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« Reply #14058 on: November 03, 2013, 06:18:15 pm »

Granted you don't not make a wish that you latter regret.

I wish their was time for me to read ALL the tv tropes pages.

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« Reply #14059 on: November 03, 2013, 06:21:09 pm »

Granted! TvTropes is deleted, so it takes no time at all!

I wish for a sandwich.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14060 on: November 03, 2013, 06:58:07 pm »

Granted


I wish Waaaaah Face!!!!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14061 on: November 03, 2013, 10:21:07 pm »

D: Wahh!!

I wish the cardboard fortress didn't happen.

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« Reply #14062 on: November 03, 2013, 10:32:58 pm »

granted, construction paper fortress happened instead, the differences are more subtle than the changes between yearly editions of a EA sports game.

I wish EA wasn't soo F-ing EVIL.

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« Reply #14063 on: November 03, 2013, 11:15:38 pm »

Granted. Bethesda's evil. Look what you've done. You've ruined Falloutshock: Bigdaddy returns.

I wish I didn't have to imagine that.

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« Reply #14064 on: November 04, 2013, 04:14:26 am »

Granted, you didn't have to. I have no clue why you did.

I wish I could understand my pet fox.

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I wish for a fox.
Granted. You can't tell what it's trying to say.
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Erils

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« Reply #14065 on: November 04, 2013, 06:42:54 am »

Granted. It tells you that it hates you.

I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.
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Lenglon

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« Reply #14066 on: November 04, 2013, 06:52:14 am »

Granted.

I wish my pet fox didn't hate me anymore!  :'(
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14067 on: November 04, 2013, 07:05:19 am »

Granted, its now Very erotic towards you, Yea lets just leave it there.

I wish for  A fox to jump over the lazy dog.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #14068 on: November 04, 2013, 08:03:38 am »

Granted. That wasn't so special, was it?

I wish I still had Windows XP so I could listen to "Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi".
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« Reply #14069 on: November 04, 2013, 08:25:24 am »

Granted.  Your computer gets all pixellated and yells SOISOISOISOI before commiting suicide via virus download and popups.


I wish valve owned a death star.
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