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[IronTomato]

Granted. Scoot over.

I wish for a mini fridge to put in the box.

[Mesa]

Granted. Scoot over.

I wish for a mini fridge to put in the box.

Granted. It's empty and we have no electricity here.

I wish for a battery powered radio to put in our box. Need some entertainment after all, no?

[IronTomato]

Granted. Cue the antenna poking people in the backside.

I wish for Snake to talk in his awesome voice, assuming he's still here.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted but he's mute and it comes out as garbled gibberish.


I wish for a source of infinite energy in our box.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. He mumbles incoherently, as someone's elbow is blocking bloodflow to his head. NINJA'd

Granted, heres a fridge-sized mini-fusion reactior.

I wish for some jumbo-sized furniture, need somewhere to lie down.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but you didn't specify what its made of. Therefore its made of slime and instantly turns into a puddle.( We really need to make a box fort thread.)


I wish for everyone to get restraining orders from me.

[WillowLuman]

(Yes!)
Granted, but they are for a maximum distance of 2 micrometers. Welcome to the box!

I wish our box was bigger on the inside.

[Gentlefish]

Granted. It's smaller on the outside but still the same size inside so you can't get out.

I wish for more boxes than you.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, you're in this box with us, and the additional boxes take up more room.

I wish the additional boxes were subspaces so we could get our own rooms.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but they are filled with gunk making them impossible to get into.

I wish the box would get its own thread.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, it was quickly slapped together.

I wish for more hours in this day.

[JackOSpades]

Granted. However, it was quickly slapped together.

I wish for more hours in this day.

Granted you receive all of time right now and immediately die of old age, where upon your body decays to dust in a matter of seconds before blowing away in the wind.

I wish entropy wasn't a universal constant.

[wer6]

Granted, its now A multiversal-constant)((aka effects all the universes))

I wish for  A can of MURDER, Closed and ready to be opened

[Gentlefish]

You shake the can of MURDER and it explodes, MURDER-ing you.

I wish for an oarfish.

[JackOSpades]

Granted, you receive one common trout strapped to a boat oar

I wish I was Fe2 Mg5 Si8 O22 (OH)2