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[Oglaf]

You didn't say "I wish"

I wish for reliable space pants.

You now have reliable space pants.
However, your spacecraft has crashed into a post-apocalyptic Earth, inhabited only by sapient apes. They also regard your existence as a heresy, and your -space pants- aren't going to do much.

I wish for Enchiladas to be made with echidna meat.

[HissinhWalnuts]

You get a holographic enchilada with echidna meat.

Enchilada plox.

[WillowLuman]

There are no more enchiladas in the universe, so we must send you back to the age of the first enchilada. We must lobotomize you beforehand so you don't mess up history with your future knowledge, of course. Don't worry, you consented when you signed the form.

I wish for luck on my bike trip.

[flame99]

Granted. You didn't specify the kind of luck, so you get bad luck.

I wish that I could make a single, incorruptible wish.

[wer6]

Granted, however, your mouth has been removed, and you MUST say the wish!

I wish for 300 of the best Elven Archers of Middle Earth!

[IronTomato]

Granted. You didn't say they were on your side.

The bolt strikes wer6 in the neck, tearing the muscle and chipping the upper spine's bone! A major artery has been severed! X300

I wish for a katana. A non-living one.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You don't have a license to display or use it, though. This is because you're lazy and live in the UK.

I wish for good luck on this 22 mile bike trip.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted but you have such good luck it becomes annoying and you eventually die of annoyance.

ENCHILADA NOW!

[IronTomato]

Granted.
*Kerblam*
Man, that enchilada was...
  ->
...Explosive.

YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I wish for a katana. A non-living one. And that everyone knew I lived in the U.S.

[wer6]

Granted, A samurai Steals it.

I wish for A samurai to ride, that is friendly

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you're in Uganda where that's a very serious offense. Of all the intolerant places to wind up...

I wish for space basketball in KSP

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted but its so buggy and krakens keep stealing the players.


ENCHILADA PLOX!

[Gentlefish]

Granted. You are no longer allowed to wish for Enchiladas.

I wish I could fly, and know how to land, and was not considered an airplane or helicopter or other human-made flying object by the FFA for legal reasons.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, they see you as a UFO and shoot you down.

ENCHILADAS!

[misko27]

You get the enchilada. You are disappointed by it's poor taste, bad texture, and lack of warmth. Having built it up so, you die from disappointment.


I wish for more focus.