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[wer6]

GRANTEED, DEY SMASH YOU

ME WISH MORE SMART WISHS

[SOLDIER First]

YU GIT WSHES SO SMRT DAT U NO NDRSTAD WSHES.
ME WSH FOR KITE KAAT.

[WillowLuman]

KAT DIE FROM CHOKE ON STRING

WISH HEA-VY WEA-PONZ GUY

[SOLDIER First]

HEVY WEPIN GAI WONT MEDIK
MEDIK NOT HERE
HEVY WEPIN GUI GO 2 FYND MEDIK

I WSH FOR MORE GRAHAMIR

[Baffler]

concedido, pero no son en inglés.

Deseo que pudiera volar.

[WillowLuman]

Si, mais tu est un pigeon

Je voudrais plus souhaits en Français.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Uhhhhhh....................


Enchilada.exe

[SOLDIER First]

Granted.



Heh heh heh...
ENCHILADA.EXE WAS TOO SLOW.

I wish for Kittens.exe.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted its a malware!

I think you can guess what I want.

[SOLDIER First]

ENCHILADAS RAIN FROM THE SKY.
You pick one up and instantly gain terminal diahrreah.

[WillowLuman]

MY LAST WISH WAS NOT GRANTED

A rephrased translation: "I wish for people to wish more often in French"

[SOLDIER First]

GRANTED.
'HON HON HON, HON HON, HON HON HON HON.'

[WillowLuman]

Si, mais tu est mourir.

Je voudrais pour un jambe dans ma tete.

[Scood]

granted, it's your own leg and it's ripped from its socket

I wish to have all the power that you, the Genie, currently have now, keeping my current mind and mental state, but without being restricted by having to give other people wishes or any other restrictions that you, to the best of your knowledge of me, would realize that I would find restrictive.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Granted, but its a demo and it runs out in a single second.

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