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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1291157 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13650 on: July 09, 2013, 10:19:52 pm »

Granted. Make sure not to keep it longer than the 5-day rental, though, because our repo men are not to be messed with.

I wish those 80 pounds of lemons I gathered from my back yard 2 weeks ago hadn't gone to waste.
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Remuthra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13651 on: July 09, 2013, 10:22:41 pm »

Combustible lemons! I just burned down your house!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13652 on: July 09, 2013, 10:24:02 pm »

Granted. You were a trace of its existance.

I wish Cave Johnson was alive and joined this board  :'(
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13653 on: July 09, 2013, 10:25:36 pm »

He's alive, but he's still terminally ill. Immediately after he joins the board, he dies.

I wish that every location has the same timezone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13654 on: July 09, 2013, 10:29:33 pm »

Granted. You were a trace of its existance.
What's existence?

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« Reply #13655 on: July 09, 2013, 10:31:19 pm »

Granted. This doesn't really affect anything, as the Earth still rotates about the sun, and spins on its own axis.

I wish Calvin and Hobbes existed in the real world, and were posters on this board, most notable for running their own forum version of Calvinball.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13656 on: July 11, 2013, 09:26:24 am »

Granted. Calvin and Hobbes are the two most powerful people in the world, and mirror what they do in the thread. First rule is "10 points for destroying the world!"

I wish for world peace.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13657 on: July 11, 2013, 11:28:28 am »

Granted, Mars and Earth are at peace with each other.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13658 on: July 11, 2013, 09:27:20 pm »

I wish for a wish to do...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13659 on: July 12, 2013, 05:21:33 pm »

Granted, its so horrible that you shoot your self do to the utter boredom of doing A very boring wish

I wish for A endless well to kick Messengers down.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13660 on: July 13, 2013, 12:14:41 pm »

Granted. They decompose into the bedrock, making room for more corpses and fouling your groundwater.

I wish I could stay longer at this awesome hotel.
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« Reply #13661 on: July 13, 2013, 06:37:00 pm »

You now own the hotel, which is in debt. The customers are constantly destroying things, complain constantly, and getting them to pay is like herding cats. The staff all hate you, demand higher wages, better conditions, lower hours, go on strike at the drop of a hat, spend most of the time standing around socialising, endlessly raid company supplies, and keep trying to trick you into hiring their slightly more inept friends...

I wish for a good world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13662 on: July 13, 2013, 11:14:06 pm »

Granted. It is well made in all respects. Sadly, it is on a collision course with our bad one.

I wish for a blind fish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13663 on: July 14, 2013, 03:32:01 am »

You get a hat.

I wish for the power to make hair stand on end.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13664 on: July 15, 2013, 11:25:45 am »

You have a range of one inch, and are completely bald.

I wish, once again, in the hopes that someone will get the joke, for a blind fish.
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