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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13605 on: July 07, 2013, 10:58:19 am »
Granted. You live in an alternate universe where Sim City 4 is horrible.
I wish for cave fish men to get their own language.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13606 on: July 07, 2013, 11:14:55 am »
Granted. I has 2000 words and all are insults directed at you.

I wish that Steam became less of an bunch of money-grubbing idiots and let me play my $60 game that the decided not to let me play. When I have the hard copy and bought it from them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13607 on: July 07, 2013, 12:29:46 pm »
Granted. Steam is now a bunch of money-grubbing geniuses who let you play your game, convincing you that you must pay $60 every time you start it.

I wish my cat wasn't so neurotic.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13608 on: July 07, 2013, 02:59:00 pm »
Granted, However its now has Psychedelia, and confusing your toes for fishes, and eats them all.

I wish for Hugoluman's toes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13609 on: July 07, 2013, 03:02:37 pm »
he doesn't have any

I wish I could use magic in real life
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13610 on: July 07, 2013, 03:05:21 pm »
Granted. Every spell turns everything (including black holes, worlds, moons, etc.) into gaseous lumps of hydrogen.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13611 on: July 07, 2013, 07:38:34 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on July 07, 2013, 03:05:21 pm
Granted. Every spell turns everything (including black holes, worlds, moons, etc.) into gaseous lumps of hydrogen.
So, basically just wait a billion years and it's all back to the way it was?

I wish for a blank check.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13612 on: July 07, 2013, 07:41:32 pm »
Granted. The check is completly blank with no words on it all.
I wish to become a vigilante.
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Quote from: Dorsidwarf on September 02, 2013, 02:48:52 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13613 on: July 07, 2013, 08:02:50 pm »
Granted. However, the others dont take kindly to you...
I wish fir Pi.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13614 on: July 07, 2013, 08:10:36 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on July 07, 2013, 08:02:50 pm
I wish fir Pi.


I wish I had a decently paying job.
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« Reply #13615 on: July 07, 2013, 08:18:26 pm »
Your job now pays you so much money, the government has to keep printing more, driving inflation so far up that money is effectively worthless.

I wish I had one more wish.
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« Reply #13616 on: July 07, 2013, 08:23:25 pm »
Granted, you do, however, since it's just one more, and you just used your last one, you still only have one wish, thus giving you a net gain of Zero.

I wish I had a job with an average for my area paycheck.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13617 on: July 07, 2013, 08:49:29 pm »
Quote from: Japa on July 07, 2013, 08:10:36 pm

That looks better than some things i have seen, but not by much.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13618 on: July 07, 2013, 08:55:24 pm »
Quote from: Japa on July 07, 2013, 08:23:25 pm
I wish I had a job with an average for my area paycheck.
Granted. Your area is a Fortress. Your paycheck is FUN.

I wish more people considered how awesome pants are.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13619 on: July 07, 2013, 09:09:58 pm »
Granted. Have a kilt.

I wish for the world to be a tiny part smarter.
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