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[Lukeinator]

Granted. You will not have a future. You have been atacked by sharks. Good day.
I wish for world peace.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Granted. Everyone gets bored quickly, and soon the world turns it's attention to massive blood sports involving thousands of men, women and children. There can only be one winner.

I wish someone would illustrate this wish.

[Devling]

Okay. I'm not showing you it.

I wish I had better drawing skills.

[My Name is Immaterial]

You're REALLY good at draw images of crude images, the kind you find scraped into the walls of public bathrooms.

I wish for a blind fish.

[RangerCado]

You're REALLY good at draw images of crude images, the kind you find scraped into the walls of public bathrooms.

I wish for a blind fish.

Granted, too bad you turned into the fish.

I wish for a flower

[Sabretache]

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, the flower is of the variety that eats people. It looks really pretty though...as it devours you...

I wish for the God Emperor of Mankind to rise from his Golden Throne and to save humanity from the alien and daemonic horrors.
It will be glorious...

[Lukeinator]

He saves humanity from them, but is shot in the head by Abraham Lincoln.
I wish for the ability to throw things so hard I can break concrete.

[Sarzael]

He saves humanity from them, but is shot in the head by Abraham Lincoln.
I wish for the ability to throw things so hard I can break concrete.

Fine, but your accuracy becomes so bad that you hit yourself in the head and die.
I wish this wish to be corrupted.

[Lukeinator]

Your wish is corrupted. Good day.
I wish for Justin Bieber to die a horrible death by cheese.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Here is an image mankind was not meant to see. You will never need sleep again.

That sounds like the "You didn't wish not to be set on fire" kind at best, and violating the actual wording of my wish at worst.

You wished not to suffer from psychological or physiological effects of sleeplessness, so you suffer them from something else, therefore keeping the wording intact.

Your wish is corrupted. Good day.
I wish for Justin Bieber to die a horrible death by cheese.

Granted, but in striking him down he comes back more powerful than you could even imagine.

[Lukeinator]

Wish? I wish for Urist to become a common name.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Every migrant in your most recent fort is now named Urist. This is also their last name. And their profession.

I wish to become the greatest person at jolly co-operation ever.

[Playergamer]

Granted. You can never say no. You sign 250 blank checks, before being told to shoot yourself in the head.

I wish for a video game where headshotting someone makes the game say "Bewm, Headsnot"

[Lukeinator]

It exists. It is called me with a machine gun, and you are my next target.
I wish Dwarf Fortress to be finished.

[Aseaheru]

Granted. It acts like the new Sim City.

I wish Sim City was more like Sim City Four Delux.