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[WillowLuman]

Granted. You have only 1 leg.

I wish to never see D&D again.

[itisnotlogical]

Granted. They change the name to Adventures and Dragons.

I wish I could find a good Minecraft server to play on.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Granted. You quickly realize Minecraft is only fun with friends while doing adventure maps. Or structured PVP games. But those servers are all full. And your freinds are doing work for the peace corps. For two years.

I wish for a hsiw.

[Lillipad]

Detnarg. Eht dlrow si won sdrawkcab.

I hsiw eht dlrow saw on regnol sdrawkcab.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you still are.

I wish for my major to not become obsolete in a decade.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. It becomes obsolete in an hour. It's not a decade!

I wish I did not need to sleep. (Note that not needing to implies that I would suffer neither psychological nor physiological issues from sleep deprivation.)

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Here is an image mankind was not meant to see. You will never need sleep again.

I wish for this thread to live forever.

[RAM]

It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!

I wish for multiplayer Dwarf Fortress.

[Lillipad]

Granted, you and your family are now dwarves forced to live countless amounts of lives within the game with no control over your actions.

I wish the gameshow "American Ninja Warrior" wasn't an actual thing.

[My Name is Immaterial]

The universe is a hologram.

I wish for a blind wish.

[RAM]

With blind results...

I wish to have my revenge.

[Nosaneinme]

You get thousand Guns and Weapon then you find person you look for shoting man to death expect both of you die in that very day


I wish was Runner like Alex mercer but i can any Power for people I eat

[Playergamer]

Granted. The only problem is, to get your powers, you need to eat a part of yourself.

I wish the person above me were better at spelling and grammar.

[Lukeinator]

But then their good grammar is so amazing your head explodes.
I wish for armies of loyal zombie catfish.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. Here is an image mankind was not meant to see. You will never need sleep again.

That sounds like the "You didn't wish not to be set on fire" kind at best, and violating the actual wording of my wish at worst.

I wish for armies of loyal zombie catfish.

You get them. It turns out, they are not loyal to you.
OR
You get them. It turns out, zombies can't listen to commands well. They mostly eat anything in sight.
OR
You get them. It turns out, zombie catfish armies cannot defeat the hordes of peasants planning to burn the necromancer at the stake.


I wish that my future wishes would actually be granted, as opposed to having a similar wish granted in a way that is negative to me.