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[WillowLuman]

Granted, you eat the loaded bazooka.

I wish for a loaded bazooka, not pointed at me, and that doesn't go off in a way that endangers me or anyone I know.

[Ameablable]

granted its made of cheese and we all know cheese isnt very explosive.

i wish i had the ability to give anyone anything they wanted as long as it doesnt harm anybody or me but im not allowed to give myself anything.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Granted. It has to be made of cheese.

I wish for cheese.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Here are cheese pancakes.

I also wish for cheese pancakes. Even though I detest cheese.

[My Name is Immaterial]

They are very explosive.

I wish for pancakes. With no cheese.

[RAM]

You get your pancakes, they are indeed devoid of cheese. Ham too. Indeed, you now radiate a field which prevents anything hammy or cheesy from existing. You life is now dull and unendearing.

I wish to transform my consciousness into a free and sustained electrical signal, capable of controlling electrical energies around me.

[PTTG??]

Granted.

You can't interact with cheese, though, so there's the downside right there. Really should have thought that out.

I wish for non-dairy, gluten-free, electromagnetically-sensitive cheese substitute that isn't terrible.

[Argonnek]

Granted. However, it is a really weird color, and resists all attempts to dye it. As a result, nobody is interested and production is halted.

I wish that I could do any sort of martial art known.

[Ross Vernal]

Granted. You don't actually know any of the martial arts, you just have the capacity to do so.

I wish that the wish of the next person comes true in the most literal sense.

(If that's not possible, then I wish that I could fly.)

[RAM]

I wish someone would reply to this using an electrical device.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, I also kill you.

I wish SoundSense had different music for fort and adventure modes.

[Ameablable]

 Granted adventure mode aquires the soubd of nails on a chalkboard.

I wish HugoLuman would change his avatar to a picture of justin beibers head for the remainder of the day. It would make my day

[WillowLuman]

Granted. However, the day only lasts 1 more hour in the time zone I'm not in.

I wish for Dwarven Lava Lamps.

[Ameablable]

Granted. But now have an over abundance of them.

I wish the next persons wish was not corrupted.

(HugoLuman you are awesome)

[My Name is Immaterial]

You are banned from this thread. All wishes must be corrupted.

I wish for a fsh.