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[lemon10]

Granted, you are water, so your shirt would boil you if it had a heater in it or anything. Which it obviously doesn't, however you collapse into a puddle on the floor just fine.

I wish for a gun that turned anything shot by it into gold. (I will note that accidentally turning myself into a gold statue by shooting myself is an acceptable outcome).

[My Name is Immaterial]

Its a highly radioactive isotope of gold, so everything turns in lead in seconds, with a huge burst of radiation.

I wish to be immune to radioactivity.

[Ameablable]

granted you are a spork.

i wish i could see into the future.

[wer6]

You only see your self dieing, so you keep getting steps to prevent your death until you finally go mad, and kill yourself.

I wish that I can...DO A back flip

EDIT:Added A wish!

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you get a job as a stunt double for B-movie action films, and due to a loophole in the contract you a) don't get paid and b) can't quit.

I wish to be able to use the Spore creature creator to create organisms in real life.

[wer6]

Granted, while you were drunk, you made Eldridge abominations of doom, causing your lab to be raided by said abominations and you are the first casualty, however the riot squads kill them before any deaths come, you were the only casualty.

I wish for A adamantine bar.

EDIT: spell check

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you get an adamantine bar. It's pretty cool, and you wonder if you could make something else out of adamantine if you had some wafers of it.

I wish my previous wish, but this time taking into account that I do not drink or use mind-altering substances.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Real life is a meh-quality video-game.

I wish there was a game that combined the best qualities of all games into one. And none of the worst.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The release date has been announced for August 1st, 2083.

I wish for a glass of water.

[Ameablable]

Granted. Its swimming with mosquito larvae.

I wish that no negitive consequences can come out of my actions.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You never take an action again.

I wish for a giant squid.

[RAM]

It screams in agony for several minutes as it dies in front of you. You now have a tonne of rotting flesh on your property.

I wish that I remembered where I was at in my adventures as the reincarnation of Tesla.

[Argonnek]

Granted. Yet another jerkwad has stolen your latest groundbreaking research, threatening to sue you if you try to market it.

I wish I could make computer programs work properly through force of will.

[Ross Vernal]

Granted. You are plagued by computer-illiterate who type out the word "click" when you tell them to right-click who all want you to fix their computer.

I wish I could go Super Saiyan.

[RAM]

Well, you 'could' but only if you trained for at least 8 hours a day for at least a decade and then encountered an unrealistic super-powered villain who murdered your best friend.

I wish to have my revenge, and eat it too!