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[Morrigi]

Granted. You are also teleported to the middle of the Sahara Desert.

I wish for a different form of potato power.

[Ameablable]

Granted you can talk to potatoes but cant talk back.

I wish i had new shoes.

[Argonnek]

Granted. The local Mafia generously donates to you a pair of cement shoes, and takes you on a pretty (if brief) boat trip.

I wish I wasn't quite so morbid.

[Morrigi]

Granted. You turn into a pancake.

I wish for things and stuff.

[Ameablable]

Granted you receive a toenail collection and a disease ridden prostitute.

I wish everything i touched went cold.

[wer6]

Granted,  the air freezes in your lungs, you keel over by suffocation.

I wish for A kitty cat

[Ameablable]

Granted it has rabies. Uncureable rabies.

I wish i didnt have to breath to survive

[Remuthra]

You no longer have to breathe out. Slowly but surely you deplete the Earth of air.

I wish.

[Luigilewis889]

You die.

I wish for 100 wishes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They all get corrupted.

I wish for a Bronze Colossus.

[Demdemeh]

* The Bronze Colossus has struck the HugoLugman in the head with his right hand. The severed part has sailed away in an arc. *

I wish to have a tame Bronze Colossus completely under my control which cannot hurt me.

[My Name is Immaterial]

It murders your family and friends.

I wish for a hsiw.

[Ameablable]

Granted you get a backwords wish that does the opposite of anything you wish for, only if its a bad opposite though.

i wish for a shirt that has a built in heater.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Its stuck at 100 degrees Celcuis.

I wish my friends were more reliable. Again.

[Ameablable]

Granted they are very reliable at lying to you.

i wish i was water so my shirt would boil me.