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[RAM]

You obtain a finite quantity of chocolate and no ability to utilise it.

I wish to have caused Tunguska with my death-ray.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Several people kill each other over whose conspiracy theory is right, as they don't know what really happened. Children are caught in the crossfire. Someone, forgetting their sense to passion for a moment, vandalizes Tesla's grave with a Nullificator, making Nikola Telsa never have existed.

I wish for a red bike.

[Argonnek]

Granted, you are run over by someone on their motorbike. It now has a new coat of red "paint."

I wish things ordered over the internet would be instantly transported to their intended destination. I hate waiting.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, your orders are now instantly teleported to your exact location in space. You're intangible to solid matter, right?

I wish to take over the Earth using the power of dance.

[RAM]

You had this great plan involving electric tap dancing, but now that Tesla never existed, it just isn't worth it any more...

I have no more wishes to give!

[WillowLuman]

This is because you are a non-aware, inert, unpowered waffle iron. Designed to make pancakes.

I wish someone else had come up with alternating current and direct current. It has to occur to someone, after all. The lights must come back on!

[RAM]

Bzartnik heralded the electrical revolution. Shortly afterwards, the interstellar war fleet was constructed. They are now on route to destroy Earth...

I wish to make a waffle.

[WillowLuman]

You overheat in the first human experiment to turn the power back on, melting your metal into a waffle shape.

I wish for some team of awesome heroes to successfully defend Earth from the invasion.

[Remuthra]

The heroes are so awesome they just sit around telling everyone how great they are. It gets to be so unbearable that both you and the aliens leave to go live on their planet.

I wish I knew at all times whatever is happening 10 seconds ahead of the present.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. During waits, your brain perceives time twice as long, both waiting for the end of the wait and waiting for the moment of waiting 10 seconds into the future.

I wish for more South Park.

[wer6]

Granted, south park is now A musical directed by disney land, with no more curse words, also everyone is now more "cute" looking

I wish for... A dream...

[Ameablable]

Granted its a nightmare.

I wish i had my full liscence already and didnt have to wait 2 more months to get rid of my learners

[Luigilewis889]

Granted. Unfortunately, your license is for owning a small rock.

I wish I had a cat.

[Morrigi]

Granted. You get a bobcat and it learns how to turn the water on in your kitchen, flooding it. (I have heard a firsthand account of this happening.) It also destroys your furniture.

I wish for potato power.

[My Name is Immaterial]

You can create potatoes, but you need to consume two potatoes for every one you make.

I wish I was an amphibious human.