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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13470 on: May 14, 2013, 07:43:30 pm »
Granted, you get a set of matryoshka dolls.

((now then, to ACTUALLY grant your wish :P))

I wish that every time a post is made in this thread (including this one), there would be a wish for a wish granting kiwi bird, who would immediately grant this post's wish, with stacking effects.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13471 on: May 14, 2013, 08:12:16 pm »
Granted, but the kiwi's actions are posted on another message board.

I wish to explore the deepest part of the ocean and return unharmed, recording and bringing back high-quality footage of the area there.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13472 on: May 14, 2013, 09:09:01 pm »
You return with high-quality footage of complete darkness. You are successfully sued for making false claims after selling the footage and being unable to verify its source.

I wish to stop looking at the obscene lolcat.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13473 on: May 14, 2013, 09:44:01 pm »
Granted, but the memory will stay with you forever.

I wish to go on another expedition to prove my innocence, and bring lights this time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13474 on: May 14, 2013, 09:52:50 pm »
Granted. You go on an expedition to the courthouse. They are not impressed by your new flashlights.

I wish that I could transmit sarcasm through text with 0% chance of a misunderstanding.
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 04:14:25 pm
But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13475 on: May 14, 2013, 10:00:04 pm »
(Damn, I was hoping for a Pixar reference.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13476 on: May 16, 2013, 10:27:13 pm »
Granted. Every text you write now oozes with sarcasm as you are now a terrible person.

I wish I lived in Kyoto.
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Ross Vernal

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13477 on: May 16, 2013, 10:29:35 pm »
Granted.

You are ostracized by the natives, whose language you hilariously mispronounce on a daily basis.

I wish that I owned a T-Rex named Lucy.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13478 on: May 16, 2013, 10:33:05 pm »
Granted, now remember that Lucy requires plenty of special care and attention. The poor dinosaur has a blood disease that causes incontinence and joint pain, among other things.

I wish to finally getting around to updating Deebus.
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Gentlefish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13479 on: May 16, 2013, 10:37:57 pm »
Granted. The fans(players?) immediately demand another update and therefore hunt you down and tie you to your chair to get it done.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13480 on: May 17, 2013, 08:32:19 pm »
Granted

I wish my
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would have more suggestions
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13481 on: May 17, 2013, 08:52:46 pm »
Quote from: wer6 on May 17, 2013, 08:32:19 pm
I wish my
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would have more suggestions
...
keep in mind that these are supposed to be corrupted wishes, so...
well, i have a guess as to what is about to happen to you.

<is not granting or wishing at this time>
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13482 on: May 17, 2013, 10:34:27 pm »
I wish for a gun that shoots Death Stars.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13483 on: May 18, 2013, 12:13:41 am »
It needs to be powered by the force of the end of the universe.

I wish for a qwerty.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13484 on: May 18, 2013, 12:16:16 am »
You get a wasd.

I wish that I had an infinite supply of chocolate.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.
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