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[Ameablable]

Granted you now know when jedi's are using the force around you.

i wish that i was waterproof.

[Cheesecake]

Granted. All the water that your body is composed of seeps out, leaving you a dry, bony husk.

I wish that my fever goes away soon.

[Ameablable]

Granted you get a cold.

I wish my dry waterproof android body also had guns.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, we've upgraded you with built-in Mavericks and shoulder-mounted N-strike.

(Communicate with fish actually sounds kind of cool. Now I have to wonder why those guys that look kind of head-injured always give them as prizes... the ultimate inconspicuous surveillance?)

I wish for an improbable sidekick in my new psychic detective career.

[jaccarmac]

Granted. It's a mosquito that sucks blood from suspects and then squirts in into your eyes. You get AIDS.

I wish for a better forum avatar.

[Remuthra]

It's the same as your current one, but someone added red to the rainbow.

I wish for good rpg-making skills.

[CyberUrist]

Your RPG is like heroin; no one can stop playing, including you.

I wish I could give myself more time to do things.

[My Name is Immaterial]

You give your self more time to do things, but those things, or, rather, that thing is sleeping. You now sleep for half the day.

I wish the next person didn't wish for anything.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but the person after them, as always, wishes that they had made a wish.

[Lenglon]

As always, I wish that the person before me had made a wish.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it was implied rather than outright wished.

I wish that I could find an actually meaningful photo on DeviantART when I search a concept, instead of just finding one titled that concept but with some woman looking away from the camera.

[Demdemeh]

Granted. The image is so full of meaning that it overshadows everything else in your life. Nothing else matters, anymore, and everything you once knew and loved crumbles to dust in the presence of your obsession.

I wish that I could automatically memorize the entire contents of all books, simply by touching them.

[Ameablable]

Granted but you have to pay money every time you do so.

I wish that my armed waterproof android body also had jets for flying.

[Demdemeh]

Granted. Your gemstone wings are quite fragile, however, and a bit of turbulence is all it takes ot shatter them into pieces.

I wish that the money I had to pay to use my new ability would always come from someone else instead of me.

[Ameablable]

granted it comes from terminally ill people trying to pay the hospital.

i wish that i could repair any damages to my wings in a mater of nanoseconds.