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[jaccarmac]

Granted. The aura kills and sterilizes everything around it. Except you. You are forced to watch as all the people who love you die to your aura.

I wish for bacon.

[Ameablable]

Granted. Its low fat.

I wish for money so i could fly to my grandpas funeral

[RAM]

I think that the monkey's paw already addressed financial wishes...
Granted! The money will be arriving in your mailbox momentarily. Don't mind the large gentlemen with firearms who believe that they may have sent a package to you accidentally...

I wish to die and e reincarnated as Tesla then live a historically accurate life and then die and be reincarnated again.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Your brain was exhumed to be used as the base of a wetware android brain in a museum display, where you continually relive Tesla's life, over and over, in a small set for the rest of eternity.

I wish the other language would so enrage French that it would get back in the cage and finish the fight.

[RAM]

French goes back into the cage, and finishes the fight, by surrendering.

I wish that the android brain dies(eternity doesn't count on the basis of being boring) and I get reincarnated into something better.

[WillowLuman]

French goes back into the cage, and finishes the fight, by surrendering.

I wish that the android brain dies(eternity doesn't count on the basis of being boring) and I get reincarnated into something better.

But who won the fight?

Granted. You are finally united with Brahma, ending your reincarnation cycle.

[RAM]

Ummm, not French, it surrendered...

I wish to jump ship to a more Fun reincarnation system, and to get some quality reincarnated-Edison haunting in too...

[CyberUrist]

Granted. Your reincarnation now consists of waiting 1500 years in line to file the proper paperwork, then grinded through a machine and finally being reborn.

I wish Sburb was real and I could play it with my friends.

[Demdemeh]

Granted. You are stuck in a null session, and there is no connection with any other Sburb or Sgrub realities, so no one is coming to save you.

I wish that I was the fastest man in the world.

[RAM]

You discover that you can run at 50 kilometres per hour when running away from a 100 kilometre per hour hungry cheetah...

I Wish to skimp out of the reincarnation queue and just be a ghost and haunt the reincarnation of Edison.

[Greiger]

Granted.  You are now haunting the reincarnation of Edison.  The reincarnation of Edison is an elephant.  It steps on a frayed power cable for a large industrial style fan being used at it's circus.  It drops dead from electrocution in some strange game of universal payback.

You are now haunting the corpse of a dead elephant.


I wish I had a mini-fridge to put Dr Pepper in next to my computer.

[RAM]

"Who can guess how Dr. Pepper was murdered?"
"It was Greiger, Next to the computer, with the 'stuffed into a minifridge'!"
You then suffer an existential crisis due to learning that you are the murderer at the same moment as that you cease to exist due to the game ending while simultaneously being horrified at the discovery that your entire existence was just a game while being crippled by the sad truth that in your pocket existence the only Dr. Pepper is a perpetually murdered character...

I wish to be reincarnated as the reincarnation of Tesla into a particularly irate electric eel.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you're also the reincarnation of Henry Ford and your two souls do not get along.

I wish that, as compensation for this lump on my head from getting smacked with a guitar yesterday, I develop the greatest psychic powers ever.

[Ameablable]

Granted. its reading minds and communicating....with fish.
welcome home aquaman.
(Still the greatest ever as none have been acheived yet)


I wish to actually be an android who has been made to believe that i am human.

[jaccarmac]

Granted. A girl invites you to go swimming at the beach with her, so you do. You are both electrocuted to death.

I wish that I was Force sensitive.