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[Ultimuh]

Granted, however you hear something which you shouldn't and a secret organization now considers you 'knowing too much'.


I wish Game Dev Tycoon could have been a bit more.. more.

[wer6]

Granted, however the prices increasers by A billion dollars, it however is one of the best games on the market to date.

I wish for A Pirate ship, yarrr...

[Cheesecake]

Granted. You join a cruise ship with various hackers from the Pirate Bay.

I wish that I could fly.

[wer6]

Granted, " you collide with the wall!" Cheese cake has exploded.

I wish for A pirate ship with actual pirates, me being the captain.

[RAM]

You spend the first week throwing up, the second week getting tangled in ropes, the third week with crippling malnutrition, and the last week abandoned on a deserted island.

I wish that infallible human memory scanners were used to resolve legal disputes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but they're also used by the less scrupulous governments to set democracy back by about 200 years.

I wish to make a living by having amazing kung-fu skills and regularly beating up werewolves and robots to save clowns and bikers, all over the world.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted, but human memory is the unreliable part, not the recalling of it. Legal disputes aren't solved any faster.
Granted. Skipping over the apocalypse that brings this situation about, you sure do make a living. Up front. The average life expectancy of a new robot/werewolf fighter is about 2 days. The first fight is televised and you're shortly carted off to an infirmary.

I wish for an even sweeter ride.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's made out of parts from robots and upholstered with the bones and pelts of werewolves. The sweetness of this ride increases your property tax by 87%

I wish for the same career as in my last wish, but more successful.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You somehow stay conscious for the entire 60 seconds and get all of the prize money. You're still carted off to the infirmary.

I wish for a pimpin cane.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. It sells away all your other gentlemanly possessions as prostitutes to the common items.

I wish for Senility ray.

[Lenglon]

Granted, he hates what his parents named him, and also hates being your slave. lock your doors at night.

I wish for a senility ray.

[RAM]

Oi, stop wishin' on mah lawn! Stupid kids...

I wish to be the reincarnation of Tesla.

[timferius]

Granted. Nintendo creates the best game, ever, leading to their total domination of the video game market. Their success and wealth encourages them to move into other markets, which they soon take over as well. Pretty soon they own the militaries and governments of 90% of all nations on earth. On the bright side, you get to kill robot dinosaurs with a flame katana from the comfort of your own living room while playing in the attic.

I am ok with this.

I wish to be the reincarnation of Tesla.

Granted, you are promptly run over by the reincarnation of Edison.

I wish I had a perfactly safe, tesla coil powered car. I don't care how it works.

[My Name is Immaterial]

It's fueled by your blood, but can be modified to run on $100 bills. It also has horrible mileage.

I wish for a full-sized, fully functional, indestructible and unbreakable jetpack that runs on water very efficiently.

[jaccarmac]

Granted. It is so efficient that it targets the water in your body as its primary fuel source and uses it all to launch you into space, dehydrating you and explosively decompressing you simultaneously.

I wish for a laptop that is optimized to play Dwarf Fortress at 100 FPS regardless of fortress size.