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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13320 on: May 03, 2013, 08:28:56 pm »
You get an H because that is what you really wanted. Huh? I swear it was a capital a, the top must have broke...

Quote from: Lenglon on May 03, 2013, 01:49:06 pm
I wish I had a bottle filled with ALL THE HATE, ALL OF IT!
Your internet connection is now in a bottle and you can't get it out.

I wish for for a cuddly little pet amorphous blob.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13321 on: May 03, 2013, 09:50:03 pm »
Granted. You get a meltie gloople.

I wish my cat wasn't dying of old age.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13322 on: May 04, 2013, 01:15:23 am »
Granted. Your cat instead got run over.

I wish my torrents would download faster.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13323 on: May 04, 2013, 01:40:00 am »
The torrents are now telepathically delivered directly into your brain, complete with data corruption and malware...

I wish for the United States of America to have no weapons of mass destruction.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13324 on: May 04, 2013, 01:43:30 am »
Granted, we launched all of them.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to get dinner tonight.
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Listen up: making a thing a ‼thing‼ doesn't make it more awesome or extreme.  It simply indicates the thing is on fire.  Get it right or look like a silly poser.

It's useful to keep a ‼torch‼ handy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13325 on: May 04, 2013, 01:44:13 am »
Granted. You forgot breakfast. (Stupid ninjas)

I wish that I had good leather shoes.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13326 on: May 04, 2013, 02:05:50 am »
One of your shoes is lawful good and the other is chaotic good, they argue loudly and constantly.

I wish that I had read that long post a little while back.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13327 on: May 04, 2013, 02:28:11 am »
Granted. No one believes you because the post was erased from existence.

i want one of these.
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« Reply #13328 on: May 04, 2013, 04:32:54 am »
You suffer paralytic guilt during your occasional moments of lucidity.
Also, it doesn't work, due to the entity that the data was relevant to being altered because there was no control...

I wish for telekinesis.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13329 on: May 04, 2013, 05:58:47 am »
Granted. It only works on pancakes.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13330 on: May 04, 2013, 08:08:07 am »
Granted. You hover two inches off the floor.

I wish I would get six-packs.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13331 on: May 04, 2013, 09:23:11 am »
YOu get A six pack of sulpheric acid in A wooden cans, its in your hands, Said cans melt by Sulpheric acid and then your hands melt.

I wish for  Sports car outfitted with A laser gun mounted automatic turret.
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Just before leaving, Psysquid quickly summons a Burrito in his mouth.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13332 on: May 04, 2013, 10:30:28 am »
Granted. It has mind of its own and tries to kill you.

I wish i domt have to crawl outa bed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13333 on: May 04, 2013, 12:19:08 pm »
Granted, You are now sick with 3 types of the Common Cold and the Flu
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« Reply #13334 on: May 04, 2013, 02:27:02 pm »
Quote from: Iceblaster on May 04, 2013, 12:19:08 pm
Granted, You are now sick with 3 types of the Common Cold and the Flu

Granted, you fall in to an unending void, never to be seen or heard from again.

I wish people wouldn't wish people woulnd't wish.
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