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[mcclay]

You do, however your are drafted as war breaks out and your country intervenes.

I wish I had a secret base from which to plot control of the world.

[misko27]

Granted. You happen to be a toaster in this base, but that won't stop you from plotting!


I wish my warts would go away without Cryo-surgery.

[mcclay]

If by go away you mean rip themselves bloodily from your face and devour your family than yes, they go away.

I wish I ruled the universe with an iron fist.

[Weirdsound]

Granted, you rule the universe, but your dominate hand is lopped off and replaced with a more or less useless lump of iron crafted into the shape of a fist.

I wish I had an awesome Shark Tank.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted, but wait; someone forgot to refill it! YOUR SHARKS! NOOOOOOOOO!


I wish for a super-power.

[My Name is Immaterial]

You are Immortal-man, a suicidal hero from the DC universe.

I wish George Lucas would take his money grubbing hands off of Star Wars: Episodes 7, 8 and 9.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Disney has him shot and puts Micheal Bay in the director's chair.

I wish for this sentence to remain unfinishe

[RAM]

d. And it was, but only briefly...

I wish to be the ultimate stalker.

[Remuthra]

You're that but with 999 kills. Then a few marauders wander by...

I wish that no one got any more wishes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. No. 1 (aka Toady) has some more wishes.

I wish "How well known is the person above you?" would stay dead.

[Weirdsound]

Granted, but the 'How high can we count before a pony avatar shows up' thread comes back.

I wish my DF could run on my PC without lagging it to high heaven.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but the 'How high can we count before a pony avatar shows up' thread comes back.

It's a risk we're going to have to take.

[RAM]

Your fortresses are capped at having only a single sock in the whole world...

I want the prior post to have participated in the game.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. All commentary posts past and present become incorruptible scumbag wishes.

I wish for Zbrush.

[Remuthra]

You have rezeived ze paintbrush I sent you in ze mail, ja?

I wish my accents were less terrible.