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[timferius]

You get a brand new castle, polished to an intense, mirror like shine. As you gaze upon it for the first time, the sun comes out from behind the clouds and it blinds you.

I wish for seceret passageways in my house.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. They include pit traps and a closet that leads to narnia. The zoning board is none too happy.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I wish I had an sword.

[Weirdsound]

Granted: It is delivered by a gladiator who leaves it sticking out of your chest.

I wish for lifetime subscriptions to all my favorite magazines.

[Morrigi]

Granted. You recieve them all. On fire.

I wish for Tyranids.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. They lose their ability to absorb things like the thing and only come in 1/37th size. They become a hollywood staple pet and are renamed 'Fininids'. Also: your biomass is used to spawn the first batch, (which from then on spawn via harmless budding).

I wish more people were true individualists, JUST LIKE ME!

[P(ony)SI]

Granted. With everybody an individualist, everybody becomes so selfish that they all lose the ability for empathy and cooperation. Entire human race dies due to sociopaths.

I wish that cancer could be cured.

[Weirdsound]

Granted. Everybody lives longer and healthier lives, which puts a huge strain on our already ageing society in the long run, causing economic collapse.

I wish I could stop losing things.

[Demdemeh]

Granted. All things owned by you are forcibly attached to your flesh. You know where they are at all times, but the eventual accumulation of possessions leads you to become immobile and die.

I wish that I owned a functional Back to the Future time-machine Delorean.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. You get cancer from handling the plutonium.

I wish for console commands in real life.

[RAM]

The commands exist, but you have no console...

I wish for pie.

[Remuthra]

You are 3.14159... times more verbose, granting both your wish for pi and your implied wish for increased skills in making wishes.

I wish me grammar properly.

[RAM]

Now grammar good everyone!

Wish happy special goodness.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. You happy 'special' goodness!

Wish eyes better see!

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Pancakes in are range of shortsighted eyes for perfect clarity.

Me wish better grammar everyone has.