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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13005 on: April 08, 2013, 10:39:25 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utopia_%28book%29

I wish for everything that has been wished for in this thread.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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« Reply #13006 on: April 08, 2013, 10:41:01 pm »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13007 on: April 09, 2013, 03:28:29 am »
In spite of your lack of wishing, you get a potato. Your wife gives birth to it.

I wish for the earth to spin marginally slower, to the point where a full rotation is 28 hours, for perpetuity. (again)
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« Reply #13008 on: April 09, 2013, 04:58:23 am »
A respectable comet strikes the earth against its direction of rotation, slowing said rotation down. The ensuing cloud of dust is severely detrimental to the cause of the adoption of solar and recently solar-derived energy sources as the primary human energy source...

Gimme a pony!
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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« Reply #13009 on: April 09, 2013, 10:41:05 am »
No, no pony for you.

I wish that the last wisher makes his demands, wishes.
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« Reply #13010 on: April 09, 2013, 11:00:48 am »
You wish!
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13011 on: April 09, 2013, 08:35:16 pm »
I wish for a pony!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13012 on: April 09, 2013, 08:45:43 pm »
The pony kicks you in the face, ripping the muscle and tearing the brain!

I wish for the next person to incorporate the word flibbertigibbet into a story about a sheep.
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« Reply #13013 on: April 09, 2013, 08:56:05 pm »
There was a sheep. It followed a bunch of other sheep through a door. Then it was brutally slaughtered. Flibbertgibbet.

I want to be wish I was the letter M.
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« Reply #13014 on: April 09, 2013, 09:32:39 pm »
Granted. You've been conscripted into the lead role of a dingy indie MASOCHISM 'play'. You get to 'act' twice.

I wish for a greater ability to find what I'm looking for on the internet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13015 on: April 09, 2013, 11:52:54 pm »
Granted. Unlimited Pacman/Furry porn, browser closing disabled to increase search speed. Back button and closing eyes also disabled.
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« Reply #13016 on: April 09, 2013, 11:57:30 pm »
I wanna be the guy.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13017 on: April 10, 2013, 12:25:52 am »
I wish more people would MAKE WISHES.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13018 on: April 10, 2013, 12:33:43 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 10, 2013, 12:25:52 am
I wish more people would MAKE WISHES.

Fine. I wish EA buys Dwarf Fortress. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
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« Reply #13019 on: April 10, 2013, 01:03:32 am »
Granted. Toady gets 60% of EA's stock in return. APPARENTLY ALIVE AND WELL!
I wish for some toenail clippers.
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