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[RAM]

That is only 5 colours, and so long as they each have the unique properties required by a primary colour, the naming issue shouldn't be that difficult...

Your skill is enhanced by being forced to practice for many long years. This leaves you traumatised and unwilling to associate with it in any way, regardless of your technically excellent skills.

I wish to forget to fall.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Nono, they're all brown. Everything is brown.
Also:

Granted. They are 1brown, 2brown, 3brown, 4brown 5brown and 6brown.

Granted...? You and 11 other bank robbers set up a perfect heist involving a casino and 6 mini-coopers. As the crux and final part of the plan, all of you are supposed to leap out of a plane and skydive to safety, losing the government jets chasing you. At the last moment you develop an acute and severe form of amnesia Alzheimer's and instead of leaving your chair, (unfortunately being the pilot), to open the cargo doors and leap to freedom, you suffer a seizure and put yourself, your crew, and your phat lewt into a screaming 500-mile-per-hour nosedive into the dirt below. People nearby catch it all on film and your fail lives on forever.

I wish to stop procrastinating.

[Drago55577]

Granted. You stop procrastinating and overcome your fear of sleeping.

I wish some posted below me.

[Devling]

Okay. It's is uneventful and a terrible post.

I wish for a sandwich.

[pisskop]

Granted, the next time you bomard a plane you are sandwiched between a woman with a crying baby and a smelly unwashed man.

I wish for my midterm to be handed back to me with a score of 104/100.

[penguinofhonor]

Granted. That's the only non-failing grade you get all semester.

I wish for a gallon of tea.

[RAM]

Hard-of-hearing genie grants you a urine-elemental named Allan.

I wish that I could remember my dreams.

[Remuthra]

Granted. You can see the terror of the other world. They know you can see them now, and it's only a matter of time before they use that connection to cross to this side.

I wish for a fake moustache.

[RAM]

It is growing in your ears.

I wish to be an extra-worldly horror.

[Drago55577]

Granted, you are a planet sized creature that not even hell itself could produce. Sadly you're on the other side of the galaxy, immobile

I wish that Toady stays alive.

[RAM]

Toady becomes an immortal energy being but can no longer interact with our world.

I wish that I was familiar with the process of maintaining an army in D.F..

[Emral282]

D.F. becomes an army sim. Fortress mode is removed from it to cut down on size.

I wish I could understand why anyone was mad whenever I wanted to.

[Komra]

Granted. Your mere presence is enough to make anyone unreasonably angry, and their demeanor makes it obvious that that are angry at just you for existing.

I wish for death by defenestration.

[Remuthra]

Granted. You are punched through a window.

I wish I had a bonus to existing.

[Komra]

(That was hardly a corruption...)

Granted. You now own a +4 Cuirass of Existentialism, which grants a signifigant bonus to that stat. Adventurers come to loot your home upon hearing of it.

I wish for better social skills.