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Remuthra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12870 on: March 16, 2013, 09:22:18 am »
Granted. You now have wicked sideburns.

I wish for an amazing pair of sunglasses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12871 on: March 16, 2013, 05:04:06 pm »
Granted. They are truly amazing, but they have holographic googly eyes on the front.
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I wish to be 7' tall.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12872 on: March 16, 2013, 05:14:59 pm »
Granted, you are now 7 apostrophes tall.


I wish I lived in a shoe the size of a city. And it didn't smell. And no giant took it back or stepped in it.
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Remuthra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12873 on: March 16, 2013, 05:17:58 pm »
Granted. Your home is conveniently transformed into a shoe the exact size of your precious popsicle stick model city.

I wish to celebrate my great new shades.
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RAM

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12874 on: March 16, 2013, 07:40:57 pm »
You threw a party! and everyone was invited! But nobody came...

I demand satisfaction!
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12875 on: March 16, 2013, 07:47:14 pm »
You never wished. 

I wish for painless imortality.  I would not age, need to eat or sleep or drink.  I still feel pleasure, but not pain. 
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Komra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12876 on: March 16, 2013, 08:25:04 pm »
Granted. One day, you fall into a small crevasse after a landslide. Subsequent geological effects further bury you. By the time you claw your way out, only the death of the sun and the entropic death of the universe await you.

I wish for a single chocolate-chip cookie.
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But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12877 on: March 16, 2013, 08:36:34 pm »
It is perfectly delectable. You are now hungry for more.

I wish for better wish-making abilities.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12878 on: March 16, 2013, 08:48:07 pm »
You gain the ability to wish by making references to duelling without actually using the word 'wish', but the wish-granters just ignore you...

I wish for a cow.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12879 on: March 16, 2013, 11:12:17 pm »
Quote from: RAM on March 16, 2013, 08:48:07 pm
You gain the ability to wish by making references to duelling without actually using the word 'wish', but the wish-granters just ignore you...

I wish for a cow.

I think you just made him worse at making wishes...

Granted. She is your girlfriend.

I wish for my mustache to stop attempting to steal my food.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12880 on: March 16, 2013, 11:54:41 pm »
Granted, deprived of its nourishment your moustache withers and falls away, depriving you of your +5 manliness bonus.

I wish I had a common domesticated cat.
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Komra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12881 on: March 17, 2013, 07:22:04 am »
Granted. You had one, then it died in a horrible accident involving pirahna.

I wish for a more time-efficient method of eating that maintains flavor and health effects.
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 04:14:25 pm
But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12882 on: March 17, 2013, 08:47:43 am »
Granted. You now go into a ravenous hunger furor whenever you see food. You gobble the stuff down, relaxing your esophagus and bursting the tendons of your over-excited mastication & grabby-reachy muscles. Sometimes you lose fingers. Taste and nutrition are unaffected.

I wish for Metrocast to route fiber optics through our area, and allow us affordable & reliable access to it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12883 on: March 17, 2013, 06:37:59 pm »
Granted, in order to make the download speed reliable, it is limited to 24kbp/s.

I wish for a completed 'let's play' of U.F.O.: Enemy Unknown.
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12884 on: March 17, 2013, 06:45:38 pm »
It blows.

I wish Dr. Filth's patients were not sexless, nor were they on desolation row.
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