Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 836 837 [838] 839 840 ... 1861

Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1300685 times)

pisskop

  • Bay Watcher
  • Too old and stubborn to get a new avatar
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12555 on: February 13, 2013, 01:38:50 pm »
Granted.  You are a grumpy, only slightly dangereous komodo dragon.  You are hunted because you like livestocks.

I wish for pizza.  delicious pizza that was made by the most expensive chef in the world.
Logged
Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

Sirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Resident trucker/goddess/ex-president.
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12556 on: February 13, 2013, 01:40:53 pm »
Granted. However, you must still pay for both the pizza and the chef's wages.

I wish that I had UNLIMITED POWAH!!!
Logged
Quote from: Max White
And lo! Sirus did drive his mighty party truck unto Vegas, and it was good.

Star Wars: Age of Rebellion OOC Thread

Shadow of the Demon Lord - OOC Thread - IC Thread

Akhier the Dragon hearted

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm a Dragon, Roar
    • View Profile
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12557 on: February 13, 2013, 01:44:04 pm »
Granted, you have unlimited power and control everything. Of course knowing everything and controlling it all is quite boring as nothing ever happens that is exciting and you spend the rest of forever bored beyond all measure

being a komodo dragon I wish for unlimited live stock to chow on
Logged
Quote
Join us. The crazy is at a perfect temperature today.
Quote from: Kaitol on March 11, 2014, 02:13:19 am
So it seems I accidentally put my canteen in my wheelbarrow and didn't notice... and then I got really thirsty... so right before going to sleep I go to take a swig from my canteen and... end up snorting a line of low-grade meth.

mistertimn

  • Bay Watcher
  • hEY BOY
    • View Profile
    • Twitter
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12558 on: February 13, 2013, 01:50:14 pm »
Granted. You get tons of livestock, but as you are a komodo dragon you can't build a pen to contain them and they all run away.

I wish for  8) epic sunglasses.
Logged

Zephyr

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CREATURE:FORUM_LURKER]
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12559 on: February 13, 2013, 02:40:28 pm »
granted. you wear them because you are now blind.

I wish i wasn't sick today X_X
Logged

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12560 on: February 13, 2013, 02:49:25 pm »
You discover the cure to all diseases.
That cure is copious amounts of Being On Fire.

I wish I had a circle painted in red acrylic paint on my driveway, specifically being five feet across, placed in the exact center of the driveway, that is completely irrelevant, and does nothing except look nice.
Logged

Zephyr

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CREATURE:FORUM_LURKER]
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12561 on: February 13, 2013, 03:38:52 pm »
granted. a helicopter lands on you as you stand in the center of it.

I wish i was on fire
Logged

tomio175

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12562 on: February 13, 2013, 05:02:49 pm »
You're now on fire. Doesn't seem to do a thing though. And, OOH, IS THAT BOOZE?! I- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Your settlement has crumbled to its end.


I wish for more DF.
Logged
Quote from: freeformschooler on April 21, 2013, 09:21:06 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12563 on: February 13, 2013, 05:06:10 pm »
Granted. Your fingers have been replaced with Dung Fingers.

I wish I had a tissue.
Logged

Aseaheru

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cursed by the Elves with a title.
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12564 on: February 13, 2013, 05:12:41 pm »
Its a preused one.

i wish for a non-burning, acidic, anything that will kill anyone hat.
Logged
Highly Opinionated Fool
Warning, nearly incapable of expressing tone in text

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12565 on: February 13, 2013, 05:14:17 pm »
Granted. You now have a fireproof hat made of acid that kills everyone that touches it.

I wish for a non used tissue.
Logged

pisskop

  • Bay Watcher
  • Too old and stubborn to get a new avatar
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12566 on: February 13, 2013, 05:20:41 pm »
Granted.  The tissue is covered in dust.

I wish for luck in maths online.
Logged
Pisskop's Reblancing Mod - A C:DDA Mod to make life a little (lot) more brutal!
drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
PKs DF Mod!

Gentlefish

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING: balloon-like qualities]
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12567 on: February 13, 2013, 07:30:31 pm »
Granted. But now you're 100% illiterate so navigating is impossible.

I wish for a rose bush in my garden.
Logged

Remuthra

  • Bay Watcher
  • I live once more...
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12568 on: February 13, 2013, 07:31:52 pm »
Granted. Nothing happens.
I wish I was a '.'
Logged

Gentlefish

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING: balloon-like qualities]
    • View Profile
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12569 on: February 13, 2013, 07:35:58 pm »
Granted. I feel bad for that woman.

I wish for a can of pringles.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 836 837 [838] 839 840 ... 1861
« previous next »