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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1297700 times)

rabidgam3r

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12465 on: December 31, 2012, 11:33:37 pm »

Granted, the universe disappears due to a paraD1*&!@#*!Y7T2C3G




I wish to be insane, and everyone else to not care.
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Jbg97

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12466 on: December 31, 2012, 11:34:10 pm »

Ignoring rabid
Granted. The resulting paradox collapses the universe.
I wish that the next persons wish would be that this wish wasn't granted.
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rabidgam3r

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12467 on: December 31, 2012, 11:35:24 pm »

(Aww man, i did an edit!)


Granted, but the universe deletes you and me.

I wish to be able to make perfect burgers out of thin air, without harmed anything but the air it displaces.
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Jbg97

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12468 on: December 31, 2012, 11:38:25 pm »

(Aww man, i did an edit!)
I skipped you because i love Komra more than you. Also because you ninja'd me, but mostly because of the love thing.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Owlbread
Everything will burn. Everything must burn.
Quote from: Girlinhat
The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
And that is how Jbg97 saved dwarfmas

IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12469 on: January 06, 2013, 03:48:53 pm »

Granted. Everyone suffocates because you made too many burgers, displacing too much air.

I wish I could pronounce "horror" without my friend thinking I said "whore".
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Komra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12470 on: January 06, 2013, 06:00:50 pm »

Granted. Every word you say now sounds unmistakably like "horror;" you are put in a looney bin.

I wish that I had a coilgun-based mass accelerator cannon.
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But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.

Fniff

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12471 on: January 07, 2013, 10:53:24 pm »

It blows you apart when it's triggered by falling on the ground.

I wish I could see into the future.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12472 on: January 07, 2013, 11:23:02 pm »

You see your great-grandchildren, and go out of your mind at how spoiled they are. You become an instantly bitter old geezer.

I wish that I was invincible, and had no emotions but happiness.
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12473 on: January 08, 2013, 12:26:48 am »

Granted, within seconds the earth is destroyed and you are forced to fell pain and happiest forever.

I wish for the world to burn
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Sirus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12474 on: January 08, 2013, 12:44:45 am »

The world burns...with PASSION!
Everyone except you gets some.

I wish to get all As this next semester.
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rabidgam3r

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12475 on: January 08, 2013, 02:25:28 am »

Granted, your head turns into a posterior.

I wish for an Irish accent.
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Fniff

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12476 on: January 08, 2013, 02:44:36 am »

It sounds ridiculous and absolutely no-one, even people who haven't heard an Irish accent believe it's ridiculous.

I wish for the ability to breathe underwater.

DrPoo

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12477 on: January 08, 2013, 05:28:11 am »

You wont be able to breathe normal air.

I would wish i could change my gender magically at will.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12478 on: January 08, 2013, 10:49:16 pm »

You can only change to genders unique to a species of aliens that have radically different genders than ours. You do have quite a selection, about seventy different genders. None of them are even vaguely woman-like.

I wish for a puppy.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12479 on: January 08, 2013, 10:52:28 pm »

Granted. It's 500 feet tall, and it just pooped on your damn lawn.

I wish for a sponge ball.
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