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[pisskop]

Granted.  You fall off a ladder and break your leg.  Now you have months to relax!

I wish for a high math grade on upcoming finals (2 parts in 2 days).

[PokemonRocks85]

Granted. You score so high that your teachers get jealous of you and stab you to death.

I wish that i have a idea to put here.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. It was a horrible idea, and you should be ashamed of yourself for all eternity.

I wish I had more time to work on this report.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. Time stops for everyone but you. You work on the report, and then find that time is still stuck.

I wish for the happiness of my cats.

[IronTomato]

Granted. They start to do sexy things!

I wish I could pull a diet cola out of thin air whenever I wanted.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. They're all poisoned.

I wish for Eevee to be real.

[pisskop]

Granted.  When it transforms into a second stage monster it goes beserk.  also it can only transofrm into a RBY monster, non of that new crap.

I wish for the focus to pound out a few more pages of my opinions and media term paper tonight.

[scapheap]

Granted however because you were tired it written in shorthand that no one can read.

I wish for wall walking power.

[Aseaheru]

given. people are jealous and eat your head. now its brainless wall walking power.
my prior wish results.

[misko27]

Granted. The result is Seppuko.
 
I wish for a time-controlling stop-watch (with pause and forward abilities) that resets to regular time speed upon destruction. No "And I must scream"s for me!

[Jellycat12]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's unbreakable.

I wish for a pony.

[IronTomato]

It eats you. (I know that's random. I'm bored.)

I wish for Borderlands 2. The guns in that game are so sweet they give me diarrhea.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. You die by the diarrhea.

I wish for Missingno. to leave this world alone for the next century.

[scapheap]

Granted the price is one soul, your.

I wish for a(in date)lemon.

[adasdad]

granted. it burns your house down.



I wish i was great at dota.