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jaxy15

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12390 on: December 05, 2012, 10:04:45 am »
Granted. You immediately suffocate and die.

I wish for a chaos dunk.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12391 on: December 05, 2012, 12:32:17 pm »
Granted.
Yog-Sothoth slam dunks you through the hoop of chaos.


I wish for a similar experience, just not involving slam dunks, chaos or eldricht abominations.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12392 on: December 12, 2012, 11:29:00 pm »
Granted. It's called "you ate two Double Downs in one sitting". You poor poor man.

I wish for Discworld's Death to be real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12393 on: December 12, 2012, 11:32:22 pm »
Granted, he's sitting right next to you finishing the last of his curry before he gets to work.


I wish I had a proper trench coat.
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« Reply #12394 on: December 13, 2012, 01:05:39 am »
Granted.  You get a trench coat haunted by the spirit of Miss Manners.  It never lets any of your etiquette slips go without comment and correction.

I wish my job wasn't a combination of perfect circumstances to spread flu everywhere, if I went in to work.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12395 on: December 13, 2012, 01:48:01 am »
Granted. Now it;s just really, really good chances to spread disease.
 
I wish for luck on my math test next morning.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12396 on: December 13, 2012, 01:52:46 am »
You are given luck! Shame it's bad luck and you totally bomb it.

I wish for a working WWII-era Panzer tank.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12397 on: December 13, 2012, 01:58:54 am »
Granted. It's not yours, and it drives back out of town after the parade.

I wish that today didn't end. I'm rather happy right now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12398 on: December 13, 2012, 01:59:46 am »
Today doesn't end, as the universe explodes in three, two, one ...

I wish it was tomorrow today.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12399 on: December 13, 2012, 05:13:26 am »
Granted.  Today is yesterday's tomorrow.

I wish for a f***.
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Quote from: Dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12400 on: December 13, 2012, 05:37:48 am »
Granted. A flaming flying FLAN falls on your head.

I wish for a closet that never runs out of stylish clothing in my size.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12401 on: December 13, 2012, 06:08:27 am »
Granted, but the closet's volume is finite, so it floods the world with stylish clothing.

I wish for a book that contains all the answers.
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Quote from: Dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12402 on: December 13, 2012, 06:36:59 am »
Granted, it is however always beyond your reach.

I wish I never have to go to work on mondays.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12403 on: December 13, 2012, 06:43:10 am »
Granted. Its because you lost your job.

I wish for my kittens to be happy and immortal.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12404 on: December 13, 2012, 06:53:21 am »
Granted.  They complain when the sun becomes a red giant someday.  (I just couldn't harm the kittens.)

I wish to successfully relax during this coming holiday season.
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Quote from: Dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.
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