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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12375 on: December 04, 2012, 08:17:48 am »
Granted

I wish for a game of chess with Adolf Hitler. (Why? I don't know.)
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12376 on: December 04, 2012, 06:21:33 pm »
Granted. You are turned into the best chess player in the world. Hitler doesn't like to lose...

I wish Man of SCIENCE!! wasn't dead.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12377 on: December 04, 2012, 06:24:39 pm »
Granted, now he's undead.  Turns out undeath is actually quite like DF undeath.  Hair pushes you in the head, tearing your brain.

I wish for my computer to turn English Speech-to-text.
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drealmerz7 - pk was supreme pick for traitor too I think, and because of how it all is and pk is he is just feeding into the trollfucking so well.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12378 on: December 04, 2012, 07:01:24 pm »
Granted but you didn't say what language the text would be.

I wish to go in my sleep when I'm 80.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12379 on: December 04, 2012, 07:14:53 pm »
Granted, you urinate and shit all over yourself.

I wish I had a portal to an alternate universe in my room.
By the way, I WANT there to be something insane or demonic on the other side.
But i'll settle for something good too.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12380 on: December 04, 2012, 07:24:09 pm »
Granted. It is a mirror world of your own. The police find it and you are arrested by a secret coaltion in the government and tortured for your secrets. You don't have any, so you die.
 
I wish I could see in 4 dimensions. Staying sane.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12381 on: December 04, 2012, 07:32:51 pm »
Granted. They are very bright demensions. You are melted by all the light.

I wish I was a pony!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12382 on: December 04, 2012, 07:37:24 pm »
Granted, you are the only pony in Napolean's march to Moscow.

I wish I had started my paper earlier this year, instead of today.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12383 on: December 04, 2012, 07:39:59 pm »
Granted, you started it January 1st.
Never touched it again.

I wish I could drink my own urine without getting sick.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12384 on: December 04, 2012, 07:42:01 pm »
Granted. It, however, makes everyone you know and love die, and every asshole immortal.
 
I wish I could focus.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12385 on: December 04, 2012, 07:42:59 pm »
You focus so you go into a coma just so you can focus more.

I wish for a huggle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12386 on: December 04, 2012, 07:44:27 pm »
Godzilla huggles you to mush.

I wish for cheese.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12387 on: December 04, 2012, 08:06:09 pm »
Granted. Unfortunately, it is french. You pass out, and fall off a cliff.

I wish I was a fish.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12388 on: December 04, 2012, 08:09:21 pm »
Granted. Oh, looks like I'm having salmon for dinner tonight.

I wish I didn't need sleep, and could function at 100% efficiency at all times. Without going mad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12389 on: December 05, 2012, 08:04:22 am »
Granted your now a computer that is in turn part of a supercomputer that in turn is slowly destroying all of humanity and you can only watch and assist.

I wish I was team member of a mars colonization effort.
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