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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1297408 times)

Trapezohedron

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12345 on: November 24, 2012, 09:55:45 am »
Granted. A law is enacted necessitating the "happiness" of man, or else...

I wish I... died and died and died again. Want to rest and rest and rest.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12346 on: November 24, 2012, 11:06:00 am »
Granted. You learn death is a terrifying place of eternal torment. everytime you come back, you become increasingly demented, further fearing the endless torment of death more and more, till you are eventually confined to a mental hospital, and eventually trapped in death for eternity.
 
I wish my swim team was less exhausting.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12347 on: November 25, 2012, 06:54:34 pm »
Granted. You are unable to become tired, and so you can never sleep.

I wish I was Sam Fisher.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12348 on: November 25, 2012, 07:02:06 pm »
Granted, your name is Sam Fisher.  Did you know Jennifer Lopez goes to my school?  She's a 19year old freshman.

I wish for less maths!  four hours online for it is a little ridiculous.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12349 on: November 25, 2012, 07:04:28 pm »
Granted. The lack of maths make physics impossible, and the internet collapses.
 
I wish for a photo-graphic memory (Oh yeah, I'm sure no one can corrupt this. :P )
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12350 on: November 26, 2012, 12:07:19 pm »
granted ... look over there *point* that was your mum naked

I wish for a cup of tea
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12351 on: November 28, 2012, 01:33:34 pm »
Granted, however made by the french.

I wish for blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12352 on: November 28, 2012, 01:36:33 pm »
Granted.  The blood is old and coagulated, and the skulls have been fractured into useless pieces.  The blood God is pissed about both, and blames you.

I wish for greater insight into the political system.  I was humbled today by a graduate.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12353 on: November 28, 2012, 01:55:32 pm »
granted you given great insight to all thing political but unable to affect it in any way

I wish for a broadsword to hang over the fireplace
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12354 on: November 28, 2012, 02:06:10 pm »
Granted. It's stolen from a shop, and the police are after you now.

I wish I had a dragon as a girlfriend.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12355 on: November 28, 2012, 02:20:32 pm »
Granted.

One word; Scales.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12356 on: November 28, 2012, 02:24:32 pm »
you didn't wish unless you want scales then granted but they chaff

I wish for a pond
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12357 on: November 28, 2012, 02:25:00 pm »
Granted. Your house gets flooded and turned into a pond. Did you like that computer?

I wish for a lovely honeymoon with my dragon!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12358 on: November 28, 2012, 02:30:15 pm »
Granted, unfortunately, your dragon remembers that humans are quite crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I wish I had a cup of tea.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12359 on: November 28, 2012, 02:31:28 pm »
Granted. It tastes horrible.

I wish for a new family, since apparently my dragon ate the old family at the wedding.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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