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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12300 on: November 16, 2012, 03:10:35 pm »
... Implosion.

I wish that no more corrupted wishes here would end in death. And that this wish could not be revoked.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12301 on: November 16, 2012, 03:13:28 pm »
Granted, instead of death it transmutes victims bay12ers into pink flamingos, permanently.

I wish I knew what flamingos taste like...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12302 on: November 16, 2012, 03:15:06 pm »
Granted! You get turned into one and eat your own legs.

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me ever.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12303 on: November 16, 2012, 03:15:55 pm »
Granted. You turn into one, and then eat your own leg. Yummy.

Granted. You're put in a padded room, safe from all bad things.

I wish Rule 34 was more creative when it came to Zerg.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12304 on: November 16, 2012, 03:35:42 pm »
Granted, but the country you live in bans the internet to deal with the growing rise of idiots.

I want to become a pink flamingo.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12305 on: November 16, 2012, 04:11:34 pm »
Granted: you are in a crazy butcher's room right now: and he wants a snack

I wish for a gargle blaster
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12306 on: November 16, 2012, 04:14:43 pm »
Granted. The person you got the gargle blaster from wants it back. Did I mention he has a gun?

I wish for me to be a player in Sburb.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12307 on: November 16, 2012, 04:53:17 pm »
Granted. Your house gets hit by a meteor and destroyed before you enter the medium.

I wish for a better imagination.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12308 on: November 16, 2012, 04:57:55 pm »
Granted, the world is as an acid trip, with each idea more preplexing and enveloping than the last.  You become lost in your new perceptions, incapable of completing any but the smallest and most menial of tasks.

I wish for !silence!  Stupid veterans and their close relationships, stop talking and study so I may finsh my report!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12309 on: November 16, 2012, 05:01:27 pm »
Granted. You are deaf.

I wish to be a player of Sburb who successfully enters without dying.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12310 on: November 19, 2012, 02:07:20 am »
Granted. After you enter the Medium, Bec Noir from the other session teleports in your session and wrecks it.
I wish I could fully understand the uncomprehensible alien amalgamation of twisted algebra laws that is called physics.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12311 on: November 19, 2012, 02:11:06 am »
Granted. You understand them so well that you become an eldritch abomination and destroy the universe, dying yourself.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12312 on: November 19, 2012, 02:16:25 am »
You don't wish for anything, thereby breaking the rules of this thread. Spelguru manages to get Toady into the debate, and after a long and hard argument, you are banned from this forum and many others.

I wish that I could FLY!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12313 on: November 19, 2012, 02:19:24 am »
Granred. You are now a small bird.

I wish for the ability to summon and dispel any creature at any time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12314 on: November 19, 2012, 02:23:38 am »
Granted. However, they all inevitably turn into a direwolf and kill you.

I wish for a fish that wished a dish of mish.
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