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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1291141 times)

wer6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12285 on: November 15, 2012, 03:00:39 pm »

corruption is in real life now: you are the first victim of it and the last after the age quickly recedes.

I wish i had a pet monkey: that wont actively tries to murder me.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12286 on: November 15, 2012, 09:02:55 pm »

Granted, you get a lead statue in the shape of a monkey.

I wish for someone else to understand the fourth dimension and play DF because of that knowledge.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12287 on: November 15, 2012, 09:38:24 pm »

You do so. You play DF so much you forget to do anything else. Then DF gets boring

I wish I could write like Stephen King.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12288 on: November 15, 2012, 09:50:54 pm »

Granted. In order to truly understand him, you become an alcoholic and get hit by a car.

I wish for delicious chocolate.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12289 on: November 15, 2012, 09:57:55 pm »

Granted. Most of the flavor comes from a deadly poison in it.

I wish for a bucket.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12290 on: November 15, 2012, 11:25:11 pm »

Granted. It is composed of the bones of your parents and filled with their blood.
 
I wish I wasn't so lonely when not in a relationship.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12291 on: November 16, 2012, 07:47:40 am »

Granted. You are now terrified of women. Whenever you see someone female, you scream at the top of your lungs and faint.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12292 on: November 16, 2012, 10:06:56 am »

Granted. You're no longer afraid of heights, but you're afraid of falling.

I wish to have the power to kill anyone I want without any consequences.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12293 on: November 16, 2012, 11:28:55 am »

Granted. You go mad with power, and kill everyone on the planet except yourself.

I wish that I wasn't afraid of falling.
(The reason I'm afraid of heights, is the thought of falling. Google it)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12294 on: November 16, 2012, 12:06:20 pm »

Granted. You go mad with power, and kill everyone on the planet except yourself.

I wish that I wasn't afraid of falling.
(The reason I'm afraid of heights, is the thought of falling. Google it)

You're no longer afraid of falling, but that fear was also what kept you from doing stupid things, like going to the edge of steep cliffs.

RIP.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12295 on: November 16, 2012, 12:30:37 pm »

I wish MrCelt made a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12296 on: November 16, 2012, 12:33:10 pm »

Granted, MrCelt wished for you to post after him.  You do so like a tool, of course :P

I wish for more Cheeze Doodlz.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12297 on: November 16, 2012, 12:56:50 pm »

Granted. RAZOR BLADES!

I wish for something completely unimportant in every way, shape, and form to happen to me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12298 on: November 16, 2012, 01:18:31 pm »

Granted. RAZOR BLADES!

I wish for something completely unimportant in every way, shape, and form to happen to me.

Wish granted - One of your cells decide to become cancerous - Sadly, it grows to become an inoperable tumour. RIP.

I wish I stopped forgetting to post "I wish"
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12299 on: November 16, 2012, 03:09:11 pm »

Granted. You now post "I want"

EDIT: Oh, the irony. I wish for a diet coke.
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