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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1297290 times)

IronTomato

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12270 on: November 14, 2012, 05:07:04 pm »

Your wish is invalid, please try again.

I wish for spaghetti. I'm hungry.
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Aseaheru

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12271 on: November 14, 2012, 05:08:04 pm »

granted. it turns you into your avatar.

i wish for everything i had before! (say... 10 pages back?)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12272 on: November 14, 2012, 05:09:41 pm »

granted: however it is in gLaDo'S core: have fun with nurotoxin

granted: it is all on fire: along with your soul: you become a ubbling madman soon after and you kill your self

I wish for a elven soul: to play with and to corrupt.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12273 on: November 14, 2012, 05:12:42 pm »

Granted. Ir eventually rebels and kills you, and finally goes to the afterlife. It is reborn as a dragon that travels through the world killing all who could claim to be related to you.

I wish for that dragon to be my steed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12274 on: November 14, 2012, 05:13:35 pm »

Granted. However, you were related to Wer6, by a very distant link. Did you really want to ride in it's belly until you died? Too bad!

I wish for nonagressive cutebolds that love me. No grammatical corruptions allowed.
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Aseaheru

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12275 on: November 14, 2012, 05:15:16 pm »

they love you to death.

i wish for my muggy-self to be filled with coffee!

as my earlier wishes included the inability to die i took it at face value and negated the impossible. so i am a invulnerable mug.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12276 on: November 14, 2012, 05:16:26 pm »

they love you to death.

i wish for my muggy-self to be filled with coffee!

as my earlier wishes included the inability to die i took it at face value and negated the impossible. so i am a invulnerable mug.

... Kinky.
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Aseaheru

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12277 on: November 14, 2012, 05:17:11 pm »

is it not? and


*AHEM* where is the coffee?
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12278 on: November 14, 2012, 05:21:31 pm »

Granted. it is really hot and painful.

I wish for people to stop interrupting me.
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Aseaheru

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12279 on: November 14, 2012, 05:24:13 pm »

granted. the get tired of you talking and go away. the one who is not gone cant tell you that you are on fire, and you die.

i wish for pie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12280 on: November 15, 2012, 06:43:11 am »

Granted you get a 10 mile wide P.I.E ((power induced explosions)) it kill you when you tried to eat the explosion

I wish I had a large medium soda: filled with perfectly normal dr. pepper
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12281 on: November 15, 2012, 11:09:15 am »

Granted, you have the contents of a large bottle of perfectly normal Dr. Pepper squeezed into a medium 1 litter bottle.  When you open it %90 of the contents blast you in the right eye, causing pain and temporary blindness.  You cannot get all of the soda off your face, and spend the rest of the day sticky.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12282 on: November 15, 2012, 02:55:51 pm »

Granted: said experiment is how long a politician can handle the blubbering of insanity for 30 days with out food or water.

I wish I had a virtual reality system that can put me into minecraft.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12283 on: November 15, 2012, 02:57:34 pm »

Granted. You can't get out.

I wish for a dragon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12284 on: November 15, 2012, 02:58:23 pm »

Granted. It's a hardcore world, and... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss.....

Bah! The dragon takes special interest in you. Shipppping~

I wish for a return to the good old days of corruption.
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