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[lemon10]

Granted, someone throws you down a dark hole that you can't see out of or climb out of. You die in a few months of a lung condition from all the mold in the hole.

I wish for a golden eagle.

[Cassandra]

Granted. However, Valpura is diispleased. It throws a giant hammer down on your head, then eats you.

I wish for infinity.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. You get infinity dagger wounds.

I wish for a black hole, as in the kind that light cannot escape.

[lemon10]

Granted, you get thrown into a dimension where no light can exist, and get thrown into a deep hole there.

I wish Jesus, Buddha and Muhammad teamed up in a fight against Chuck Norris.

[pisskop]

Granted.  They still lose, and Chuck Norris is deemed unstoppable.

I wish for a solar flare to disrupt electric power worldwide.

[Cassandra]

Granted. Everyone loses power for a second. Except you. You lose it for the rest of your life.

I wish foOMIGODSWHYISITONMYLEG!!!!

[wer6]

Granted: the thing on your leg is a furious puppy monkey mutant puppy monkey with some alligator mouth aiming for groin.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. You blink out of existence.

I wish for- OH GOD GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

[Cassandra]

Because you have no wish, I shall assume you wished for a furious mutant puppy monkey with two alligator mouths. The one attacking me jumps off and goes for your groin.

Granted. The person watching you get attacked gets it off. That's just wrong.

I wish for Xantalos to clone himself infinitely.

[IronTomato]

Granted. The world is crushed by a giant pile of Xantalos's, and all of humanity is literally squashed. His clones go on to lake up most of the planet's mass.

I wish that I could fluently speak French.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. In fact, you can only speak fluent french. You are in the middle of britan and no one can understand you.

I wish for Candle Ja

[IronTomato]

Granted, I hired him to kill you because you stole m

I wish my computer wasn't so crappy.

[wer6]

granted: it uses your brain to power it: SS13 style: you also got wiped immediately and then a different AI someone: you are dead.

I wish for the world to become less political.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. All traces of politics are gone. So is the world at that.

I wish for some cutebolds t

[wer6]

granted: the cutebolds are suicide bombing you for their god of love: a demon shaped like a squrrul that breath's sydrome blood that acts like acid: both kinds: the melty kind and the Trippe kind put to together