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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12225 on: November 09, 2012, 10:27:12 pm »
Granted. You ge

I wish for pie!
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« Reply #12226 on: November 10, 2012, 04:05:04 am »
Gratned. A hefty German woman stuffs pound upon pound of bratwurst, onions, garlic, etc into your face, shouting, "Eat! Eat! She then locks you in a dungeon for 54 days with no food, so you're skinny from starvation. Then she force-feeds you many kilograms of food again. She repeats the cycle 98 times, until you are nice and round. She then encases you in obsidian, paints it red, and uses you as a cherry atop her school-sized modern art 'Pie' sculpture made out of children, stone, and you.

I wish for some friends on the other side.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12227 on: November 10, 2012, 07:42:32 am »
Granted. They're on the other side of the earth, in a poor country. You are never able to talk to them.

I wish for better roleplaying skills.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12228 on: November 10, 2012, 08:29:22 am »
granted you are now a master fantasy roleplayer

i wish I had a army of migets elfs dwarfs with axes joint picks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12229 on: November 10, 2012, 11:41:07 am »
Granted, you get The Seven Dwarves, and Snow White is thrown in for free!

I wish for Yosimity Sam pants.  On a fat lady.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12230 on: November 10, 2012, 05:44:23 pm »
granted: however you are blind from a 2 screw drivers to each eye.

i wish for some evil kinevil glove's
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12231 on: November 10, 2012, 07:59:34 pm »
Granted. They turn out to be too small for your hands.

I wish for a ham and cheese submarine sandwich.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12232 on: November 10, 2012, 08:01:04 pm »
Granted. It is deep underwater. I hope you can swim!

I wish for cake.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12233 on: November 10, 2012, 08:01:48 pm »
Granted. It lies you to alot.

I wish for GLaDOS.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12234 on: November 10, 2012, 08:02:42 pm »
Granted. Congrats, you just got incinerated by her.

I wish for Wheatley.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12235 on: November 10, 2012, 08:04:22 pm »
Granted. You get the frankenturet known as Wheatly.

I wish for Weatly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12236 on: November 10, 2012, 08:23:54 pm »
granted you get a special bread made by a small tribe of idians for their last dinner before exacutuion

i wish I was the god of shitcurity and robusting.  ((i cant spell because of super tiredness and i wotn fix it ))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12237 on: November 10, 2012, 08:34:42 pm »
Granted. You are gibbed and jobbanned by an admin.

I wish this text wasn't teal.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12238 on: November 10, 2012, 08:35:58 pm »
Quote from: Audioworm333 on November 10, 2012, 08:34:42 pm
I wish this text wasn't teal.
Granted.

I wish for kobolds t
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12239 on: November 10, 2012, 09:02:55 pm »
Granted, kobolds are now represented by t.  And k tool is broke.

I wish I didn't have to eat every time I visited my mother.
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