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[Mulch Diggums]

Granted but you die and never get a chance to make it.

I wish this thread would catch on fire and die already

[Zako]

Granted, your computer explodes in your face.

I wish that I knew how to fly a jet plane.

[Makrond]

Granted. You now know how to fly a jet plane. Unfortunately, all the jet planes in the world explode and everyone forgets how to make them.

I wish purple!

[Zako]

Granted, its the colour of your groin area after an infection and before amputation.

I wish for oil to no longer have any use.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Granted, Now humanity has been destroyed because they don't have fuel anymore, and then someone decided that blood is the new fuel and civilization interlocked in a massive bloody elven war.

I wish I get 100 score on every school exam, I always go to school, School don't dump me, I get 100 on UN, I get to the High school. [/finished]

[Kashyyk]

Granted, but nobody believes you could be that clever, so noone will give you a job.

I wish for a New York Yankie cap

[Nilocy]

Granted. But when you put it on your transported to world where baseball has been outlawed. In this universe its a punishable crime to wear any sort of baseball related memorbelia(sp?). You manage to transteleport to some plaza where all you can see is grey coloured humans wander around looking helpless and bored. In the distance you notice twenty or so armed humans wear gigantic helmets shaped like eggs. Suddenly a huge alarm calls out! The gaurds stop doing what they were doing, and face you in one eerie syncronised look. You wonder whats going on, and notice everyone around you in staring at you. You panic, and start to shake wondering whats going on, you look around you and hear the classic thuds of a chopper bouncing off the large buildings surrounding the plaza, coming closer. It comes closer until you finally see what your facing. It looks like a gigantic beatle, flying in the air, wings out and beating so fast all you can make out is a hazy blur. It turns to you, you freeze. You star to feel dizzy and you notice something touching your back, it starts to crawl along your spine. You feel like screaming but all that comes out in a whimper. Darkness slowly envelops your eyes, pulsing as you go to sleep. This is your last memory after putting on that cap.

I wish there were less roll to doge games on the forum.

[Kashyyk]

Granted, there are lots or roll to dodge games instead

I wish something good would come of this wish

[Techhead]

Granted, you become a martyr for the benefit of world peace.

I wish for more wishes.

[Dae]

Granted. Only they're not yours.
By the way, here's mine.
I wish my wish never gets true !

[Kashyyk]

Wish granted, Nothing happens. The whole world is angry that you don't use your wish properly and a mob ends up pushing you off of a cliff

I wish for a cheese sandwich

[Zako]

Granted, it has razor blades in it.

I wish for the perfect shave.

[Jetman123]

Granted, it's so perfect you never grow facial hair again, because the shave was so close that it sliced your throat open, along with the entirety of your face. You quickly die of exsanguination.

I wish the elves would stop being so bitchy about me cutting down undead trees.

[Dragooble]

granted.

but there now even more bitchy about cutting down regular trees.
everybody in the universe hates you so and try to kill you but before they can you contract existence cancer.

i wish a corrupt a wish corrupter with twice the corruption.

[Frelock]

Granted, you are that wish corrupter.  You are corrupted....twice.  You are then placed in a position of power in the U.S. Senate.  It is the most boring job ever.

I wish for chaos!