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[Facekillz058]

Granted, see below.

I wish my wish was uncorruptable, but at the same time, the wish must be corruptable, and as such, a black hole appears at the position of everyone who reads thi-


EDIT: Spelling

[misko27]

Granted. You wish for much pain and suffering for you and your loved ones.

I wish for a ringtone that can hypnotize females.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. Everyone has it, and it hypnotizes women to become perfectly chaste. Now the next generation will need to be supplied by rapists. You Monster.

I wish I was perfect.

[Xantalos]

Granted. The arm of your future self comes through your computer screen and kills you.

I wish for snow.

[wer6]

granted the snow is made of polycintirc acid ( think sulpheric acid but 5 items as worse)

I wish that i was a elf farming various crops mostly sunberry's and  strawberry's.

[Facekillz058]

Granted.
You farm merrily in your field, and all of a sudden...

Syndrome cloud! You cough up so much blood you eventually notice your lungs on the ground infront of you.
You died.

I wish I had a nice, healthy breakfast, consisting of a totally safe orange, and a not dangerous bowl of cerial. I'm also locked in a room that cannot be superheated, frozen, nor destroyed, or entered/left by anyone but me. It also has a limitless supply of breathable air, food, and water, so if someone is camping outside, I can just stay in. I also have internet access and plenty of videogames so that I don't go insane from boredom. I also have a computer to use the internet with, an awesome computer, that can run 2 million copies of DF, with each on at 1000+ fps. It also has a top-end everything, so that I can do anything with the computer. I have an Xbox, and a rather large television too, and they both work just fine, and can't explode, or come to life and kill me.

[wer6]

granted how ever the food is all celery and vitamin water. you die of starvation.

i wish elfs weren't so pitifully frail with their wooden armor.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. They are also real, and hungry...

I wish I had the 100% voluntary ability to divine the true answer to any question I thought of within seconds simply by thinking about it, with no negative side effects, and subtley enough that I am not taken by any organization to be forced to use my power against my will.

[bobboy555]

Congratulations! You are now insane! Knowing the future or the truth about things not meant to be known is a dangerous feat, and it makes beople go insane.

I wish for a crossbow that shoots bolts tipped with deadly dust that makes things vomit kittens.

[Shinotsa]

Granted, but the dust is so fine that it forms a cloud where it was fired. Enjoy your kittens!

I wish there were more hours in the day...

[tomio175]

There are more hours in a day. A lot more, which means there is also more night. It gets colder on one side, and hotter on the other. Everyone knows you made this wish, and kills you for it, before humanity is destroyed.

I wish for good-tasting cookies, poisoned or not.

[pisskop]

Granted you get poisoned cookies.  All your pets eat them.

I wish I had a star to wish on instead of some stupid djinn who corrupts me.

[tomio175]

Stars are just as corrupt.

I wish I had even more good-tasting cookies, poisoned or not.

(Good thing I don't have any pets!)

[wer6]

granted: they make you vomit parakeets ready to poop on your shoulder: they have diarea too

i wish for a kitten riding a elf.

[bobboy555]

Ok. A kitten just tried to ride an elf but gored it with it's claws. Enjoy your dead elf.


I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard. And I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?