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[Cassandra]

You die, and the next five wishes go on as normal. Nice job, Corai!

I wish the next eight wishes after these five ended in (my) happiness.

[wer6]

granted however my is the ancient Greek word for "me" needless to say you end up chained to the ceiling being mined by dwarfs.

i wish i had a elven army so i could raze the mountain homes while i will at least live through enough so i get credited for killing  boat murdered but instead of elephants: elf's riding elephants.

[tomio175]

Your wish comes through. However, because of ALL the hate to elves, you get murderized.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted.

I wish that this wish was not corrupted AND that I would live a good, happy life.

[wer6]

a good happy life of a punkin

i wish i was a happy elf not being enslaved by gobbos and whoud'nt get killed for the next 2 hundred years.

[misko27]

Granted. You are caught by dwarves. You spend the next 200 years in a cage deep underground, walled off and forgotten. Then, They accidentally cave you int the caverns and you are eaten by crocodiles.

I wish I had the power to stab people through the internet.

[choobakka]

Granted. So does everyone else. You are the first casualty of this newfound power of humanity.

I wish the Alestorm were touring with a better band than Epica.

[wer6]

granted how ever stab is the ancient aluim word for "gift of immortality"

i wish a elf living for 200 years and wasn't enslaved by goblins and wasn't stuck in some cage.

hint:

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use enslavement in their for BONUZ PNTS!

[lemon10]

Granted, you you are captured by dwarves and chained over a pit for 200 years.

I wish I finished all my lab reports up tonight and turned them in tomorrow.

[wer6]

they are genneraly crappy and the teacher

groin kicks.

i wish i was a elf that whoudnt be enslaved by gobbos and was treated with repect by the dwarfs and humans.

[lemon10]

((Haha, the jokes on my teacher, he got turned into a bear))

Granted, when your fellow elves notice how the dwarfs and humans respect you they realize you must be a tree killer, and are enslaved for a year then eaten.

I wish that french fries were renamed iran fries.

[wer6]

granted however you are now lynched by the french for they dont have a food named by some american for them >:L

i wish i was a elf that was hopefully not enslaved by dwarfs for the next 5 minutes.

side note:

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when a elven princess comes to my fort i sometimes trap them and put them in a trap room where they eternally  be tortured: because they live forever.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You are enslaved by a lustful goblin.

I wish I had a perfectly safe cupcake.

[misko27]

Granted, However, it is perfectly bland.

I wish for a wrist mounted laser.

[MrCelt]

Granted! - Sadly, it's only a pointer laser.

I wish the person below me had an uncorruptible wish.