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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1272524 times)

misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11865 on: October 23, 2012, 06:42:47 pm »
Granted. Politics steps up to fill the void.

I wish for a toothpaste tube. That never runs out of Toothpaste! Haha! Its to BORING to corrupt.
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anailater

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11866 on: October 23, 2012, 06:56:21 pm »
The toothpaste is acid MWAHAHAHA.

I want to be a true hero!
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At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
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Corai

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11867 on: October 23, 2012, 07:56:17 pm »
Fun fact: Superman once demolished a entire neighborhood for lulz. He's a true hero, right?

Well, you become him.


I wish for love and tolerance.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11868 on: October 23, 2012, 07:58:50 pm »
Granted. The love and tolerance is taken by Trolls and bullys.

I wish that I had a garbage can that shoots out bacon for every ten items put in it.
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anailater

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11869 on: October 23, 2012, 08:01:13 pm »
The bacon is rotten and green.

I wish to be a true Villian.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11870 on: October 23, 2012, 08:29:38 pm »
Granted. You get defeated during your first evil scheme, and dumped into your own lava.

I wish for Misko's happiness.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Mr Space Cat

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11871 on: October 23, 2012, 09:23:28 pm »
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Granted. You get Misko's happiness. Misko doesn't have any happiness left, and goes a bit nuts. He dedicates the rest of his life to hunting you down and taking revenge for getting the happiness meant to be his birthright!

I wish real life was a more awesome.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11872 on: October 23, 2012, 10:00:51 pm »
Granted, you live like Adam West in Batman.  Kapow, Kaboom, little boys in tights.

I wish for zombie apocolypse, Romano style.
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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11873 on: October 23, 2012, 10:03:33 pm »
Granted. You're ground zero. But this apocolypse comes to an early end when you take a shotgun to the brain.

I wish that zombies didn't exist at all!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Xantalos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11874 on: October 23, 2012, 10:06:11 pm »
Granted! Antizombies arise and destroy the world.

I wish for infinite Bill Clintons.
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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11875 on: October 23, 2012, 10:08:59 pm »
Gra.... You know what? I'm not going to touch this one. Someone else can have it.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11876 on: October 23, 2012, 10:10:57 pm »
Granted. They all appear in the same place, and the universe collapses into an infinitely dense singularity, with the event horizon spreading at the speed of light.


I wish for a better computer.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

Corai

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11877 on: October 23, 2012, 10:12:11 pm »
Granted. It is so good it becomes sentient.

I wish what I am about to say is false, but what I just said was true.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Xantalos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11878 on: October 23, 2012, 10:14:53 pm »

Nope

I wish for grill mix.
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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11879 on: October 23, 2012, 10:20:29 pm »
Granted. But it's on the planet that just asploded with Corai's wish.

I wish for Corai's happiness.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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