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[Blizzlord]

Granted. It now lacks quantum physics and the universe ceases to function.

I wish old people could understand which mediums are dead and which of them are the most recent big things.

[misko27]

Granted. They now harass you daily on all the most current mediums.

I wish I would just do my damn homework already like a reasonable person.

[Hanslanda]

Granted. Since it is damn homework, you get damned for completing it. You accept this turn of events completely reasonably.

I wish I was a Xenomorph.

[Spinal_Taper]

You are destroyed by Predators.

I wish South Parks more intellectual elements were more apparent.

[Corai]

South park is now a 100% educational show. All comedy has packed up and moved to Sponge Bob.

I wish my school wasn't 90% idiots, 9% idiotic intelligent and 1% intelligent people.

[misko27]

Granted. It is now 1% Idiot, and 99% Intelligent. You are part of the 1%. Asshole 1 percenter.

I wish Corai realized that idiotic intelligent is not a thing.

[Corai]

I wish Corai realized that idiotic intelligent is not a thing.

Called politics, brother.

[misko27]

I wish Corai realized that idiotic intelligent is not a thing.

Called politics, brother.

No, everyone knows there are 4 classifications. 1st, Idiot, threat to himself and others. 2nd, Thrief, Threat to others, good for himself. 3rd, Helpless, Threat to themsleves, net positive increase for others. Finally, intelligent, Beneficial for all.

[wer6]

ill jsut reply to the last wish

granted  he instead believes in iddiotic inteligant wich is exacly the smae thing 

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. Everyone now has stone ships to sink sail.

Clever.

I wish Dwarf Fortress was given the recognition it deserves.

[misko27]

Easy. Granted. It is now filled with "lol, why dorf no mein rock lol. Why dwafr not omve? MOOVE MAN lol. I am 1337 rite guiz?"

I wish that the PSAT was delayed by 1 day.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You can't make it Thursday.

I wish that all people too stupid to understand Space: Unpause were dead.

[Mr Space Cat]

Granted. The world population plummets. All that is left is one guy and a bunch of mantises secretly trolling him on some forum.

I wish a flying radioactive lizard-squirrel saved the monkeyman from the crundle horrors of the ninth dimension.

[jaxy15]

Granted. The lizard-squirrel dies from radiation while trying to save the monkeyman.

I wish for Dwarf Fortress 1.0.0 already.

[tomio175]

DF 1.0.0 comes out. You die one day after, and are not revived by the sheer awesomeness, like most of the others that died. Shame.

I wish for DF 1.0.0 to come out, without ANY negative effects to me at all, during the entire duration of my life. Which is unlimited, since death is a negative effect in my opinion. And so is becoming crazy, etc.