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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11715 on: October 10, 2012, 11:03:35 pm »
Granted.
A section of cavern has collapsed! X50
Oh, there goes your legendary miners and smiths, your best soldiers, your picks and only useful artifacts, and that one dog who somehow ripped a titan in half.

I wish all of my DF games were awesome failures.
Heads I will, tails you lose.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11716 on: October 10, 2012, 11:45:59 pm »
Granted. Every time you try to open Dwarf Fortress, it crashes spectacularly. Your PC is now on fire.


I wish for something of net benefit to happen to me.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11717 on: October 10, 2012, 11:48:01 pm »
You loose your penis, denying sex. But hey, atleast STDs aren't possible now. That is beneficial.

I wish everything was peaceful, happy and nothing bad ever happened.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11718 on: October 10, 2012, 11:49:13 pm »
Granted, you die, peacefully, of boredom. Best moment of your life.

I wish I would stop getting ninjad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11719 on: October 10, 2012, 11:50:19 pm »
Granted. A ninja pops out of the shadows and kills you, meaning you never get ninja'd again.


I wish for a candy bar.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11720 on: October 11, 2012, 06:19:14 am »
Granted. See that big boxer over there, famous for "accidentally" killing several rivals? It was his candy bar.

I wish that every dwarven fortress I made was an awesome failure.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11721 on: October 11, 2012, 10:49:58 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 11, 2012, 06:19:14 am
Granted. See that big boxer over there, famous for "accidentally" killing several rivals? It was his candy bar.

I wish that every dwarven fortress I made was an awesome failure.
You start a real-life Dwarven Fortress with midgets. You find oil, then get overrun by 'MURRICA. You die in the process.

I wish that I could fully understand DF and all it would be, without my mind asploding or me becoming a plant etc.
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Ultimuh

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11722 on: October 11, 2012, 11:03:39 am »
Granted, you become an elf.

I wish I had a trollface right now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11723 on: October 11, 2012, 11:28:58 am »
Spoiler: ninja'd (click to show/hide)

Granted, you laugh so hard your face freezes into trollface, just like my mum said it would when I was a kid making faces.

I wish I knew how to hack/administrate a little better than I do now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11724 on: October 11, 2012, 01:01:17 pm »
Granted, you know how to hack so well you accidentally hack the CIA mainframe when checking out their webpage, sadly since it was a accident you didn't set up everything so that they didn't trace it back to your computer. They arrest you and throw you into prison.

I wish I was the king of france.
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Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11725 on: October 11, 2012, 03:29:42 pm »
Granted, you are Louis XVI of France.


I wish I was Napoleon!
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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11726 on: October 11, 2012, 03:33:53 pm »
Granted. Welcome to St. Helena. We hope you enjooy your stay, for you will be here for a looooooooonng time.

I wish my cat wasn't sittin in front of my screen.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11727 on: October 11, 2012, 03:49:56 pm »
Granted. It now sits between your ribs, heavily damaging your organs.

I wish I had a wish.
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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11728 on: October 11, 2012, 04:09:43 pm »
Granted. Heres a wish. Price: 1 Soul.

I wish my cat would sit somewhere reasonable.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11729 on: October 11, 2012, 05:54:52 pm »
Granted. You are outed for the fraud you are.

I wish every fortress I made in DF was a glorious failure.
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