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[Mr Space Cat]

Granted. You don't get much attention, however. Nobody likes art nowadays anyway, it's too boring.

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I wish I was the supreme lord High God-Emperor of astronomy.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You are moved to outer space near the galactic core to view it better. Oh, right, there's a supermassive black hole there. Have fun!

I wish I was the supreme lord of sociology.

[Gamerboy4life]

Granted. You are the Supreme Lord of TEENAGE Sociology.

Have fun with the hormones.



I wish I were a pilot.

[NESgamer190]

Granted, but you are the pilot of the infamous coffin bomb, a kerbal space program rocket DOOMED to explode in a fiery mess!

I wish I was a kobold!

[kaijyuu]

Granted. You spawn right outside a dwarf fortress, and are forced to try and suicidally steal a sock. You get cut down by a woodcutter.


I wish for a real plump helmet roast, just to see what it tastes like.

[Tersr]

It tastes real bad.

I wish for the word "goat" to replace "horse" in "horse power"

[Gamerboy4life]

Goat-power is now the official term for Car speed.

Now, all Cars go really damn slow unless the driver is aggravated.





I wish I were Commander Shepard.

[SoHowAreYou]

Granted you keep dying and respawning being denied deaths embrace.

I wish that for this wish to be corrupted. JK

I wish for world in peices

[Spinal_Taper]

You do. It stays the same.

I wish the IRC was not complete and utter madness.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You're the only crazy guy.

I wish everyone in the world, including me, was sane.

[Skyrunner]

Everyone is sane, realizes how bad humanity is, and promptly removes themselves from the world in hopes of another, more intelligent race arising.

I wish I could fix everything.

[misko27]

Granted. You can fix everything. Nore: This doesn't preevnt from being run over as you outside, ready to save the world.

I WISH I COULD JUST STOP BEING ON THE FORUMS FOR TONIGHT AND DO MY DAMN WORK.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You get banned and so do all of your future accounts.

I wish for cake that is safe to eat.

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
However the chair you are sitting on is really a man-eating sentient being from another dimension.

I wish for some of that cake as well.

[misko27]

Granted. It tastes like someone shat in batter, shoved it in the oven, and called it cake.

I wish to be able to pause and continue time at no cost to me, no posibility for losing the ability and getting stuck, and not age while frozen.