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[muwahahaha]

Granted, you soon die of the most serious drug overdose in the history of mankind.

I wish for this forum to have a quote tree topic.

[Zako]

Granted, but a virus that was planted on the first post wrcks your comp permently.

I wish for the best anty-spyware in the world.

[mainiac]

Granted, your computer no longer accepts data packets from the internet, making infection impossible.

I wish for more wishes.

[Reasonableman]

Granted, you now live for one extra minute than you otherwise would have, leaving you slightly more time to spend making pointless wishes with your miserable little life. Oh, and they don't come true, with the obvious exception of the previous one, of course.

I wish for the color "Banana man" to be added to the standard Crayola eight color box of crayons. 'Cause that would be both disturbing on some level and simultaneously rape the childhoods of every man, woman, and three-legged xenoform in the civilized world.

[Nilocy]

Granted. There is now the colour "Banana man" in the Crayola crayon boxes. People were pleased at first, putting away their fears of being raped constantly. Until a police investigation uncovers that the Crayola corporation is acctually killing Banana men and making them into the crayon colours. The chiefs are executed as this is North Korea we're talking about. So, no more banana coloured crayons and now you know why.

I wish for a gigantic spaceship that can take me where ever I want! and not against my will!

[Zako]

Granted, it blows up on launch with you inside.

I wish that I could go on a moon walk!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, you can go on moon walks, but you no longer have any desire to do so. The urge just evaporated like an Arizona frost.

I wish I could think of a good wish

[Jualin]

Granted. You will think of the best wish ever. Not wanting to forget it, you will write it down. However, it's a long wish. You forget what you're writing halfway through, only to realize you conceived and wrote the wish down in another, long-dead language. You can no longer fully understand it, but what little you can remember seems like a series of racial slurs and poorly written fanfiction. You gouge your eyes out, then burn it.

I wish that one of two things randomly occur: either the spoiler button in the little place above the edit space for a new post is recoded so that it causes random nuclear ICBMs to launch when pushed, or the graphic is replaced with an exclamation mark.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

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I wish my cup runneth over.

[Immortal]

Granted your cup runneths over and you drown.

I wish for a perpetual motion machine!

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Newton walks in and smites it, proclaiming that it's an affront to the universe, and that the most powerful force in the universe is in fact Compound Interest.

I wish for a perpetual motion machine.

[muwahahaha]

Granted, unfortunately, it is perpetually winding up a HUGE boot that comes down and kicks you in the backside every few minutes.

I wish for a perpetual motion machine.

[Zako]

Granted, but its a really crappy one and breaks.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, thoughts begin streaming into your mind, and once all of time until the present second has been funneled in, every single living entities thoughts are being sent to you, every single thought or notion. Good luck doing much of anything.

I wish for a bowl of good soup. +2 soup, of course.

[Owie]

Granted. It is +2 soup of smiting, and you are the smitee.

I wish for delicious bread with no contaminants.