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kaijyuu

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11475 on: September 19, 2012, 05:43:24 pm »
You are now president of your own fan club. Besides you, your membership count is 0.


I wish for the next poster to be happy.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11476 on: September 19, 2012, 05:51:32 pm »
Granted. Their happy about how miserable you are.

I wish for a double quarter Pounder with cheese, no pickles, no onions, and a side order of a large fries.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11477 on: September 19, 2012, 06:56:06 pm »
You get a 2 semicolons that a quarter pound each(learn to spell! :P )

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Hanslanda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11478 on: September 19, 2012, 07:00:22 pm »
Granted, but it hyper compresses and you collapse into a wish blackhole.

I wish I had a diamond plated cane sword.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11479 on: September 19, 2012, 07:02:13 pm »
Granted, Damocles-style, but without the thread,

I wish for a competant, benevolent genie to grant me infinite wishes.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

kaijyuu

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11480 on: September 19, 2012, 07:07:07 pm »
Granted. You can pick him up next time you visit Alpha Centauri.


I wish for a spaceship. One that works.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11481 on: September 19, 2012, 07:10:14 pm »
Granted. The AI turns out to be the child of HAL and GLaDOS, and resembles the latter more.
You never said it needed to work properly...

I wish I was deported.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11482 on: September 19, 2012, 07:37:21 pm »
Granted. You are de-teleported.  You are disappointed to find that your right arm didn't get the full memo and lost connection during the transition, leaving you with a rather runny stub behind.  On the bright side, your arm is de-teleported only a few feet away from you. All you have to do is go pick it up!

I wish I had a pony. Saddlebags of money are optional.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11483 on: September 19, 2012, 07:43:49 pm »
You do indeed have a pony. One of the four ponies of the apocalypse, as a matter of fact. Famine will be your friend forever.

I wish that people wouldn't do ridiculous wishes.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11484 on: September 19, 2012, 07:47:53 pm »
Granted. You are now the Stop Having Fun guy. Dick.

I wish... Wait, what's a not ridiculous wish? All wishes are inherently ridiculous.

I wish for candy. All the candy. And I mean the food, not the imaginary metal.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11485 on: September 19, 2012, 07:52:46 pm »
Granted. You eat it too fast and choke.

I wish humanity could and would solve its environmental problems easily and cheaply.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11486 on: September 19, 2012, 07:55:51 pm »
Granted. Humanity accidentally makes a supervirus that kills every human on earth in a month. The environment rapidly begins to recover.

I wish that I was a god.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11487 on: September 19, 2012, 07:57:55 pm »
Granted. You are now the God of Mildly Unpleasant Odours. Have fun smelling likely slightly-expired cheese for all eternity.

I wish that they'd develop affordable FTL propulsion systems.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11488 on: September 19, 2012, 07:58:42 pm »
Granted. You are too poor to even afford a cheap FTL device.

I wish I was a Utahraptor.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11489 on: September 19, 2012, 08:06:25 pm »
Granted. You are captured and stuck in a zoo cage for your whole life.

I wish I had a Utahraptor in a secure enclosure.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.
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